1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:04,037 ♪♪ 2 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:35,201 [feedback grows louder] 3 00:00:35,235 --> 00:00:37,103 [explosion] 4 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,605 Hi, friends. 5 00:00:38,638 --> 00:00:40,206 It's me again. 6 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,307 Bill. 7 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,810 Bill Lenoch, Lenoch's Auto Circus. 8 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,346 Out where the friendly freeways end. 9 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:48,448 The difference is love, friends. 10 00:00:48,481 --> 00:00:52,085 Bill Lenoch puts love in each and every car that leaves this lot. 11 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:55,388 Whether it's a late model or just a transportation vehicle, 12 00:00:55,422 --> 00:00:58,491 Lenoch has got a car to suit your family style 13 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,627 and your family budget. 14 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:02,996 Yes, sir, and nobody gets... 15 00:01:03,029 --> 00:01:05,165 [suspenseful music ♪] 16 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:07,767 Nobody gets turned away. Nobody. 17 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:10,970 Buy one of these late models at Lenoch's Auto Circus. 18 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,373 All freeways lead here. 19 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:15,241 Lenoch trusts you there. 20 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:16,276 Uh... 21 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,311 Lenoch trusts everybody at-- 22 00:01:18,344 --> 00:01:20,547 Easy terms will be arranged. 23 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,849 Pay nothing now. Pay nothing later! 24 00:01:22,882 --> 00:01:23,850 Never pay! 25 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:25,585 I run a clean business. I sell clean cars. 26 00:01:25,618 --> 00:01:27,987 They all guarantee-- c-carry-- uh... 27 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:30,824 guarantee our gold key quality... 28 00:01:30,857 --> 00:01:32,325 quality sticker. 29 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:33,893 Yes, sir, folks, that's what you get. 30 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,628 You get a guarantee... 31 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,466 Lenoch is good! 32 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:41,100 Trust him! 33 00:01:43,870 --> 00:01:45,605 Will somebody, for Christ's sake, 34 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,707 take these cars off my hands?! 35 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:49,742 ♪♪ 36 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,619 You know what this place is? 37 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:02,589 I'll tell you what it is, it's a shit house. 38 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:06,459 And you know why? Because nobody gives a damn about it but me. 39 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:09,395 I'm a janitor in my own house. 40 00:02:09,429 --> 00:02:11,731 Barely does his job anymore. 41 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:14,934 No pride or workmanship. 42 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:17,036 Imbecile Jap gardener. 43 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,940 He can do anything. He doesn't have to be a gardener, 44 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,642 or a Jap. 45 00:02:22,675 --> 00:02:25,478 Never moves the furniture out of the path of the sprinklers. 46 00:02:25,512 --> 00:02:29,983 Wakes us up at six o'clock in the morning three days a week. 47 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:33,553 Even the God damn garbage man has got no pride! 48 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:37,457 [phone ringing] 49 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:58,778 [phone continues ringing] 50 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:05,318 It might have been my broker. 51 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:17,697 [man on phone speaking Spanish] 52 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:20,266 [speaking Spanish] 53 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:22,535 [phone slams] 54 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,111 [splash] 55 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:40,019 [shouting] 56 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:48,027 Cramp? 57 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,395 A rat. 58 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:53,032 He's stuck in the drain. - A rat? 59 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,601 In our pool? 60 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,903 Yeah, I guess they get thirsty and come down from the hills 61 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:59,038 and fall in the pool and get sucked into the filter. 62 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,974 Well, get it out! Get it out! 63 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:02,375 It's alive in there! 64 00:04:02,408 --> 00:04:04,143 Well, so? Get it out! 65 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:07,580 - Any idea how? - Yes, call the pool service. 66 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:10,249 I want this pool drained and scrubbed! 67 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:13,286 The chlorine will kill all the bacteria. 68 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:16,956 Oh really? Well, you didn't seem too happy swimming around with a rat in there. 69 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,459 Well, I came up about two inches from his face! 70 00:04:19,492 --> 00:04:20,960 It was looking me right in the eye! 71 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,997 So, call the pool service! 72 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,366 Oh, I hate rats! 73 00:04:26,399 --> 00:04:28,568 [phone dialing] 74 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:31,337 Hello, information. 75 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,272 Could you give me the number of the Academy Pool Service. 76 00:04:33,306 --> 00:04:34,774 That's the western directory. 77 00:04:34,807 --> 00:04:37,543 You know that I almost jumped in this pool? 78 00:04:37,577 --> 00:04:38,945 Well, I would have vomited, that's all. 79 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:40,580 I just would have vomited. 80 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,048 Thank you. 81 00:04:42,081 --> 00:04:44,050 [phone dialing] 82 00:04:44,651 --> 00:04:46,753 See, he can't get out. 83 00:04:46,786 --> 00:04:48,521 Suction's keeping him down. 84 00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:50,623 Oh, when I think of all of our water 85 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:53,192 filtering over that rat... 86 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,195 No answer. A rat and no answer. 87 00:04:56,229 --> 00:04:58,164 Well, that's typical. They're never there when you need them. 88 00:04:58,197 --> 00:04:59,198 - Hello? - They're there? 89 00:04:59,232 --> 00:05:00,166 Yeah. 90 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,768 Hello, this is Mr. Lenoch. 91 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,903 4600 Canyon Road. 92 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,072 We have your service and, uh... [chuckles] 93 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:08,474 We've got a rat stuck in the drain. - Bill, don't be so nice. 94 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:10,276 Tell them, tell them! 95 00:05:11,611 --> 00:05:15,114 Well, yeah, but we have your service three times a week. 96 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,549 A rat's extra... 97 00:05:16,582 --> 00:05:17,717 A rat's extra. 98 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:18,751 [scoffs] 99 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:20,720 Well, look, I don't give a damn about that, 100 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:24,257 just tell me when you can get a man over here. 101 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:26,292 Monday? But Monday's our regular day! 102 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,294 - Bill. - What? 103 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:30,029 I don't see any rat in that pool. 104 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,097 You don't wanna see. 105 00:05:31,130 --> 00:05:34,600 - I don't see-- - Your mascara's all smeared. 106 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:35,935 Give me your supervisor. 107 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:38,104 Never mind that! I wanna speak to your supervisor. 108 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:39,505 - Bill. - Yeah? 109 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,641 ♪♪ 110 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,448 I-I'll call you back. 111 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:52,352 Uh... a pool service! 112 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,555 A rat caught in the drain. The pool drain. 113 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:57,523 Oh, I didn't see anything. 114 00:05:57,557 --> 00:05:59,425 Maybe he imagined it. 115 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:00,593 He imagined things? 116 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:04,130 I surfaced just a few inches from it. 117 00:06:04,163 --> 00:06:07,834 They come down from the mountain during the dry season. 118 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,936 ♪♪ 119 00:06:33,993 --> 00:06:36,429 Put up one hell of a fight. 120 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:37,864 Jesus. 121 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:39,432 [chuckling] 122 00:06:41,033 --> 00:06:42,702 They calls 'em 123 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:44,337 kangaroo rats, 124 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:47,673 'cause the back leg is longer than the front. 125 00:06:55,047 --> 00:06:57,216 You're from the exterminator? 126 00:06:57,250 --> 00:07:01,187 Well, of course! What a coincidence! [laughing] 127 00:07:01,220 --> 00:07:03,356 Where's your truck? 128 00:07:04,323 --> 00:07:06,659 Usually, they's pretty smart. 129 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:10,129 But when you's sucked up, bein' smart don't mean nothin'. 130 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:13,599 My wife is really rather squeamish. 131 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:14,901 Here. 132 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,569 You wanna touch it? 133 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,371 No, it's dead. 134 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:20,173 I don't like dead things. 135 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,510 What is it you want here? 136 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:27,613 Hey, look, is there anything I could do for y'all? 137 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:29,549 Outside? 138 00:07:29,582 --> 00:07:31,384 Inside? 139 00:07:31,417 --> 00:07:34,086 I mean, anything at all? 140 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,788 Well, no, if you're looking for employment, 141 00:07:35,822 --> 00:07:39,058 I'm afraid we have nothing to offer at the moment. 142 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:42,261 Now, if you'll just get rid of that thing. 143 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:43,796 Where? 144 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:49,335 ♪♪ 145 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:53,005 Um, upstairs in the house, in the disposal? 146 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:54,574 Of course not. 147 00:07:55,541 --> 00:07:56,576 Put it in a... 148 00:07:56,609 --> 00:07:58,744 - Put it in a trash barrel. - No! 149 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:01,547 No, they're empty, and the gardener will leave it by the kitchen and-- 150 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:03,616 Alright, alright then. Any place. 151 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:05,651 Throw it, throw it in the bushes. 152 00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:07,353 Just get rid of it! 153 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:13,860 It's a shame. I was... 154 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:15,494 thinking of moving into the neighborhood. 155 00:08:15,528 --> 00:08:19,031 I just hate throwing rats around the place like that. 156 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:31,410 [music grows louder ♪] 157 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,418 Bill, 158 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:43,756 don't you think that you should offer this, uh, young man a tip? 159 00:08:43,789 --> 00:08:47,526 Yes, something to, um, show our appreciation. 160 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:50,429 And it wasn't my imagination! 161 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:54,300 I don't have any money in my swimsuit. 162 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,102 Why don't I go up to the house. 163 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:57,870 Why don't we? 164 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,673 Don't force me to call the servants. 165 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:04,443 There ain't nobody in the house. 166 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,480 Help is a bitch to find, ain't it? 167 00:09:07,513 --> 00:09:10,816 I'll give you just one more chance to get off this property. 168 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,119 What're you gonna do? Call the police? 169 00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:14,887 It'll take 'em 45 minutes to get here. 170 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:17,423 What you think I'm gonna be doing all that time? 171 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,028 Now, let's you and me walk hand in hand up the hill 172 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,696 to the house. 173 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,936 No! 174 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,304 [splash] 175 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:33,706 Go in after it, lady! 176 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:35,274 Go on in after it and get electrocuted. 177 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,009 Oh, what is it you want?! 178 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,345 Like the lady said, tips. 179 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,920 ♪♪ 180 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:56,095 [Bill] This house was built in 1929 181 00:09:56,128 --> 00:09:59,398 by the family of William Randolph Hearst. 182 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,535 The, uh, last couple that owned the house 183 00:10:02,568 --> 00:10:04,770 were getting a divorce. That's how we got it for a song. 184 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:06,405 [chuckles] 185 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,374 You know who lived here once? 186 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,776 Tom Mix. Remember Tom Mix? 187 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,445 [Bernadette] This is the, uh... 188 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:15,348 Well, this is the entrance hall, uh, the kind of vestibule, 189 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:19,085 which, uh, opens up to the dining room. 190 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,020 And then, just through this door, 191 00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:22,622 we get to the breakfast room, 192 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:25,491 which usually is orange and yellow and, uh, 193 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,827 we used kind of sunlight as a motif. 194 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:31,230 And then, this is kind of, uh, the butler's pantry. 195 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:33,065 And you see, there's another entrance 196 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,734 from the dining room into this. 197 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,570 Over there, you see, uh, is our living room, 198 00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:40,039 which has a working fireplace and plenty of room 199 00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:43,075 and, of course, a terrific view of the front lawn 200 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,944 and also the side. 201 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,346 This is a special mobile that I-I'm very fond of, 202 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,248 and it-it drips water, 203 00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,183 and a lot of people spend a lot of time 204 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,885 trying to figure out exactly where the water-- 205 00:10:52,918 --> 00:10:54,987 how the water gets back up to it. 206 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,124 And I'm very proud of it and do think it's lovely. 207 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:00,426 And then, going up these few steps, 208 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,995 we get into my husband's office, 209 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:05,498 which I don't really spend too much time in. 210 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,933 This is his domain. This is his office. 211 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,268 He takes care of it. 212 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:10,936 [Bill] Of course, I keep another office in town. 213 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:13,472 [Bone] But you deduct this one, too, huh? 214 00:11:21,213 --> 00:11:22,815 Who's this hen? 215 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,885 He's our son. 216 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:31,290 He's in Vietnam now. 217 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:33,325 He's a Lieutenant. 218 00:11:34,393 --> 00:11:36,362 Flies a chopper. 219 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,266 Well, doesn't that mean anything to you? 220 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,803 I mean, our boy is-is risking his life for your country. 221 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,738 And... Hey! 222 00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,808 We're never gonna be able to clean that up! 223 00:11:48,841 --> 00:11:50,810 Look, don't do that! 224 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:56,248 Okay, look, there's $30 in my wallet upstairs. 225 00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,450 You can have that-- 226 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,286 I'm talkin' 'bout money. 227 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,961 - The main company. - Saks Fifth Avenue. 228 00:12:08,994 --> 00:12:13,365 That's all that you guys-- bills, bills, bills, bills? 229 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,570 Hey, your account's $57 overdrawn. 230 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:20,039 Eye Magnum, Bullocks. 231 00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,007 Some kind of beauty center. 232 00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,009 This is nothing but bills. 233 00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:25,111 Lady, you know something? 234 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:27,113 You spend money for a lot of crap, you know that? 235 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:30,683 You can have my fur coats. They're in the cedar closet. 236 00:12:30,716 --> 00:12:31,851 You can have them! 237 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:34,954 What am I gonna do with fur coats in the middle of July? 238 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,325 Oh, please, don't do that. 239 00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:41,560 - Oh, look, there's nothing in there. - There's nothing there. 240 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,999 - There's no money there! - We have to do something. 241 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:48,901 - I can't! - Oh, look up. 242 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,904 Now, look... 243 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:53,472 You live in a big house. 244 00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,641 You make big money, and you got big bread. 245 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,710 And now, I want you to tell me where it is, do you hear me? 246 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:59,745 Tell me where it is. 247 00:13:03,082 --> 00:13:08,654 Look, I got 32-- $32,000 and two traveller's checks. 248 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:10,723 Now, I want some money. I want some money right now. 249 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:12,725 Is that clear now?! - We don't have anything else! 250 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:15,194 He's already telling the truth, all we have are credit cards! 251 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:16,862 [shouting incoherently] 252 00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:17,930 [screaming] 253 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,299 - Why didn't you listen to me?! - No, you listen. 254 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,867 You ain't got no balance in your account, 255 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,703 that means you got cash here in the house, or... 256 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,373 - Or what?! - Or you in one hell of a mess. 257 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:30,409 Shit, you got th-the biggest house here in the neighborhood. 258 00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:32,111 Big car and she's all over, that's how-- 259 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,812 That's how come I picked you out! 260 00:13:33,846 --> 00:13:37,883 And all you got is-is-is bills up to your ass. 261 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,659 Hey, hey, hey. 262 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,598 [chuckling] 263 00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,734 Holdin' out! 264 00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:58,837 Hey. 265 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,839 You took a third on your house? 266 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,042 A third? 267 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:04,343 Let me see that. 268 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:07,346 That's not possible without my signature. 269 00:14:10,382 --> 00:14:12,952 What'd you do, forge her name? 270 00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:15,287 I don't think this is a proper time to discuss it. 271 00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:18,858 He oughta be locked up. He even borrowed on his life insurance. 272 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,826 What?! 273 00:14:20,859 --> 00:14:22,661 What's going on here? 274 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,964 Well, what else could I do? We-We had to! 275 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,765 We needed the money, we were strapped. 276 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,834 Strapped? What, you can't tell me about it? 277 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:31,637 I'm gonna have to be the hasty departure, as they say, 278 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,039 slip out the back door and split. 279 00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:35,874 But before I leave, 280 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:39,378 I was thinking of raping her, but you've got trouble enough, 281 00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:42,114 so I'm gonna have to tie you up. So, come on, turn around. 282 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,682 That's alright, we-we don't mind being tied up. 283 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:44,883 Come on, come on 284 00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:46,218 Don't you gag him. 285 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,053 You all turn around, put your hands behind your back. 286 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,788 - He gets shortness of breath-- - I do not! 287 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,624 I said shut up! Put your hands behind your back! 288 00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:53,892 I ain't foolin' around now! - I will not be tied to him! 289 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:56,028 Lock me in a closet! - Well, you'll smother. 290 00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:57,997 The man knows what he's doing. Let him handle it. 291 00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,098 You're gonna say something to me. 292 00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:01,267 I really don't understand it. Say something to me. 293 00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:04,169 Make me understand it. - It's not such a big deal. 294 00:15:04,203 --> 00:15:05,337 It's not such a big deal? 295 00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,339 A-A third on the house, you don't even tell me. 296 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,608 You forge, you realize it's a criminal offense? You could go to jail. 297 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:14,546 [overlapping arguing, Bone singing] 298 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,282 You can't charm your way out of that, you know. 299 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,484 That's forgery! That's forgery, any court! 300 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,487 Any court in the country, that's forgery. 301 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,022 [chuckles] 302 00:15:23,055 --> 00:15:25,991 [sing-songy voice] $5,000. 303 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:29,061 With interest of five and one half percent, 304 00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,430 compounded daily. 305 00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,065 - What is that? - Mm! 306 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,100 - What? - That's sneaky, Billy. 307 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,971 [nervous laugh] Where'd this come from? 308 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:42,508 - What? What? This... - [Bone laughing] 309 00:15:42,541 --> 00:15:43,909 Oh... [laughing] 310 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,847 - [Bone] Yeah, explain that one. - It's an old account. I'd forgotten I even had it. 311 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,116 [laughing] 312 00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:54,653 You're a thief! 313 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:58,090 You've been robbing from your own wife! 314 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,130 And-And it's in his name, his name only. 315 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,067 How could you have forgotten about it? 316 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,636 How is that possible, that you could have forgotten about it, huh? 317 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:12,638 Bernadette, it's not such a big thing, I'm a busy man. 318 00:16:12,671 --> 00:16:13,906 It's a piddling little bank account. 319 00:16:13,939 --> 00:16:16,175 What is the big deal? - A piddling little bank account? 320 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:18,310 How could you forget it when we owe so many bills? 321 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,312 Don't even think about it. It belongs to me now, it's mine. 322 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:21,513 [Bone laughing] 323 00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,382 - Let's see you charm your way out of this one. - Yeah! 324 00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,118 Yes, friends, you can see we're in trouble. 325 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,886 Yes, sir, we're losing our shirts, 326 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,289 so come on in and take advantage of us. 327 00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,391 We can't afford to turn you down, 328 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,126 even if you have no credit reference, 329 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,494 even if you're unemployed, 330 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:38,297 even if you're been bankrupt, you can still drive off our lot 331 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,099 in one of these fine luxury cars. 332 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,634 And don't forget our gold key special. 333 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,470 So, take the Norwood Avenue exit, 334 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:47,239 west one mile to the sign of the big booboo. 335 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:50,342 Our mistake, your lucky day! 336 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,212 [eerie music ♪] 337 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,157 Hey, hey, hey. 338 00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:08,460 He makes some appearance with his clothes on. 339 00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:10,095 I could've been dressed by now! 340 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:12,464 You couldn't get your eyelashes on by now. 341 00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,666 Lady, if they see you any place near that bank 342 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,868 with less than full makeup, 343 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,536 they're gonna start gettin' suspicious. 344 00:17:17,569 --> 00:17:20,305 Now, look, I insist on going with him! 345 00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,874 Do you understand? I insist! 346 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,643 In fact, I demand it. - Would you just be quiet! 347 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,678 Yeah, shut up. We don't need all this bullshit. 348 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,013 Now, look. 349 00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:31,817 You go into that bank real casual like, see? 350 00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,585 Collect our funds. 351 00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,322 Then validate your parking, 352 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:40,659 and get your ass over here before 3:30 o'clock. 353 00:17:40,692 --> 00:17:42,461 Or else, I'm gonna bang the hell out of her 354 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:45,697 and cut her throat with your own gold letter opener. 355 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,800 - Oh, my God. - Did you have to say that to her? 356 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,669 I'm telling you that so we understand each other's plight. 357 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:51,904 I need that bread, 358 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:54,440 and I'm gonna be real pissed if you're the least bit tardy. 359 00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,008 You do what he says, do you understand? 360 00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,577 You do exactly what he says! - Yes, yes. 361 00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:00,245 And you're not to threaten her while I'm gone. 362 00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:01,647 Now, is that perfectly clear? 363 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:05,851 Now, I wants that money in, uh, tens and twenties. 364 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,720 Oh, why is this happening to me? Why me?! 365 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,489 Please tell me, why is it happening to me? 366 00:18:10,522 --> 00:18:12,224 [overlapping shouting] 367 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:15,494 ...cause you're gonna drive real careful like. 368 00:18:15,527 --> 00:18:17,129 Now... 369 00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:18,530 Now let me see what time it is. 370 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,699 Put your hand up there, so I can see what time it is. 371 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:23,569 Hold it right there, I'm fin' button this button here. 372 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,803 Yes, sir. 373 00:18:25,704 --> 00:18:29,308 Hm, one minute after two. [chuckles] 374 00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:34,780 Now, that gives you a whole hour for that round trip, don't it? 375 00:18:34,813 --> 00:18:36,248 Bill? 376 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,250 And remember this, 377 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,719 beware of the fuzz. 378 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:42,254 I got nothing to lose. 379 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,523 Oh, no, Bill, come on now, don't you-- 380 00:18:44,556 --> 00:18:46,325 Don't you leave me with him. Bill, if you go, 381 00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,860 if you go, Bill, I'm gonna scream. I'm gonna scream! 382 00:18:47,893 --> 00:18:49,294 - Go ahead and scream. - I'm gonna scream. 383 00:18:49,328 --> 00:18:50,829 Scream. 384 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,397 [screaming] 385 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,132 Bill, don't you leave me now. 386 00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,101 Would you look at who you're leaving me with! 387 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,202 Bill! 388 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:58,270 Bill, why don't you listen to me?! 389 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:00,672 I'm telling you! Bill! 390 00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:02,407 Bill! - Do what I said. 391 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,411 Would you look at who you're leaving me with?! 392 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:08,347 [Bernadette screaming] 393 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:11,717 [tense music ♪] 394 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,786 You son of a bitch. 395 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,693 [car starting] 396 00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:40,979 Hey, you got any ice cream? 397 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,482 ♪♪ 398 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,952 [radio announcer] At the signal, the time is 2:15. 399 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,589 [car honking] 400 00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,413 [cars honking] 401 00:21:57,249 --> 00:22:00,185 - Wanna have some popsicle? - No! 402 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,321 - Come on-- - No! I-- 403 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:07,225 When I was a kid, we used to collect the bags. 404 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:11,129 Save popsicle pete and get some... 405 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,665 swell prizes. 406 00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:16,201 I saved 500 bags. 407 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:20,038 I smoothed them out, and I put 'em in the drawer, 408 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:23,108 secret drawer none of the other eight who lived with us knew about. 409 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,877 500 bags. 410 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,684 And I got something... 411 00:22:32,718 --> 00:22:34,686 Roaches. 412 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,293 [whimpering] 413 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:43,595 [gasp] 414 00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,964 You know how long it takes to save 500 bags? 415 00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:49,468 Gather them up outta the streets where other kids threw 'em away. 416 00:22:49,501 --> 00:22:51,636 Pickin' 'em up outta trash cans. 417 00:22:53,638 --> 00:22:56,908 They said they were sticky and crappy, but I washed them, 418 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,343 and I smoothed them out, 419 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,846 and I put them in the drawer. 420 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:04,015 It was the roaches that fucked me up! 421 00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:07,486 It was this long railroad apartment, 422 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,621 and they had plenty of places to hide. 423 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,356 And I'd wait. 424 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,992 I'd wait until everybody else had gone to sleep. 425 00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,627 I'd wait in the dark, and then I'd... 426 00:23:15,660 --> 00:23:17,829 - [whimpering] - ...I'd slide out of bed. 427 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:18,864 [grunt] 428 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,402 [indistinct] 429 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:25,904 ...roaches. 430 00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:30,909 And I'd pick one up and feel it trembling between my fingers. 431 00:23:30,942 --> 00:23:32,410 See that? 432 00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,912 And I'd hold it, and he'd fall like... 433 00:23:33,945 --> 00:23:35,914 [loud bang] I'd hear him squish. 434 00:23:35,947 --> 00:23:37,649 Go ahead. Y-You pick it up. 435 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:39,584 Go ahead, come on. 436 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:41,386 - No, I don't want it. - Pick it up! 437 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:43,321 Pick it up, go ahead. Hold it in your hand. 438 00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,290 Feel it? Feel it when you come down, you go squish! 439 00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:47,225 - [screaming] - Go ahead! 440 00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,728 - I will... - Pick it up, feel it. 441 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,029 Pick it up. Go ahead and pick it up! 442 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,697 - I feel, I do! - Feel it? 443 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,533 Now, I come down, alright, and go squish. 444 00:23:54,566 --> 00:23:56,101 Squish! - [screaming] 445 00:23:56,134 --> 00:23:58,737 - Feel it now, go ahead. Pick it up, go ahead. - [heavy breathing] 446 00:23:58,770 --> 00:23:59,938 [both] Squish! 447 00:23:59,971 --> 00:24:01,406 - Go ahead, do it again. - [both] Squish! 448 00:24:01,439 --> 00:24:03,241 That's it! Squish! 449 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:05,210 - [both] Squish! - Do it! Squish! That's it! 450 00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:08,046 I don't wanna do it! I don't wanna do it anymore! 451 00:24:08,079 --> 00:24:11,082 [overlapping shouting] 452 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:12,117 Go ahead, hit it! 453 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:13,985 Go ahead, squish! That's it! 454 00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:15,120 Squish! 455 00:24:15,153 --> 00:24:17,355 - [both] Squish! - I'm doing it! 456 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:20,058 Do it! That's it! 457 00:24:20,091 --> 00:24:22,394 [screaming] 458 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:27,966 I did it! I did it! 459 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,701 I did it! I did it! 460 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:33,371 ♪♪ 461 00:24:41,813 --> 00:24:43,181 Hey! 462 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:44,683 Hey! 463 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:46,585 Hey! - What? 464 00:24:46,618 --> 00:24:48,286 Emergency, Doctor? 465 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,555 - Yes. - Somebody dying? 466 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:51,857 Yes, yes. 467 00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:52,858 Oh, thought so. 468 00:24:52,891 --> 00:24:56,094 Oh, and you, uh, left this on the front seat. 469 00:24:57,462 --> 00:25:00,498 - Why did I do that? - Anyone coulda picked it up, Doc. 470 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:02,334 Yeah, yeah. 471 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:03,802 Uh, what time is it? 472 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,704 Going on three. 473 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:07,873 What do you want? 474 00:25:07,906 --> 00:25:09,407 Don't make me do it again, please! 475 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,876 You don't have to do it again. 476 00:25:10,909 --> 00:25:11,910 What?! 477 00:25:11,943 --> 00:25:14,246 Just tell me what you want! What do you want? 478 00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:16,648 I want some hot food. 479 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,116 Can you cook? - Yes! What? 480 00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:19,384 - Eggs. - Eggs... 481 00:25:19,417 --> 00:25:21,820 - Yeah, I want some eggs. - Hey, hey! 482 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:28,860 Alright. 483 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:30,929 Scrambled. 484 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,264 Scrambled eggs. - Hold it, hold it. 485 00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:34,332 I want some eggs coddled. - What? 486 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,700 Coddled. Don't you know coddled eggs? 487 00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:37,135 I mean, you live in this big, fancy house. 488 00:25:37,168 --> 00:25:39,771 You gotta know something about coddled eggs. - Oh, my God. 489 00:25:39,804 --> 00:25:42,073 Oh, my God, I don't know how to make a coddled egg. [gasp] 490 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,376 No, no sweat. 491 00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:47,345 I mean, you-you gon' learn something this afternoon, hm? 492 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,180 Yes, sir. [panicked breathing] 493 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,249 You gonna fix up the best coddled eggs ever. 494 00:25:51,283 --> 00:25:52,751 Mm-hmm! 495 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,187 [tense music ♪] 496 00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:15,006 [Bernadette] He's in Vietnam now. 497 00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,776 He's a Lieutenant. He's in Vietnam. 498 00:26:17,809 --> 00:26:19,945 [eerie music ♪] 499 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,270 Hi. 500 00:27:20,071 --> 00:27:22,307 What kind of checks do you have? 501 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:23,608 Beg your pardon? 502 00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:25,176 I have surfers. 503 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,779 I mean, I used to have tennis players. 504 00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:31,049 Maybe that's why my checks kept bouncing. 505 00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:34,686 See? 506 00:27:34,719 --> 00:27:36,988 Surfers. - Very attractive. 507 00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:40,125 What about yours? 508 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,460 - Mine? - Checks. 509 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,430 Oh, um, plain, just plain. 510 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:48,099 I think they oughta make money more beautiful. 511 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:51,436 I mean, who cares about all those seedy old presidents. 512 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:54,406 I mean, they oughta put a Renoir on a five, 513 00:27:54,439 --> 00:27:56,875 a Picasso on a ten. 514 00:27:56,908 --> 00:27:58,810 The teller's ready for you. 515 00:28:00,912 --> 00:28:03,381 I'd like to order new checks. 516 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:06,384 This time, ones with skin divers on them. 517 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,386 Well, that's new accounts over there. 518 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,388 This is the express lane. 519 00:28:16,227 --> 00:28:18,329 Oh! Mr. Lenoch! 520 00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:21,166 Oh, I saw you on TV last night in my own bedroom. 521 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:24,769 I'd, uh, like to make a withdrawal, please, total withdrawal. 522 00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,805 - Total withdrawal? - Yes. 523 00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:29,040 Okay, well, I'll just figure out the interest right here. 524 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:30,842 Why don't you fill out this withdrawal-- 525 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,777 Look, I don't have an awful lot of time, parking meter. 526 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:35,847 I'll get a ticket if we go beyond three o'clock. 527 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,617 Oh, well, you've got a good 20 minutes, Mr. Lenoch. 528 00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:40,985 Mr. Lenoch, excuse me, 529 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:43,855 I don't mean to be meddlesome or anything, but, uh, 530 00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:46,691 why don't you, uh, keep your savings account in tact 531 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,893 and make a $5,000 loan, 532 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:51,463 and we could give it to you for 2% above the line-- - No, no, 533 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:53,331 just, uh, close out my account, please. 534 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:54,866 Oh, alright, sir. 535 00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:58,436 [Bernadette] I do not want to be tied to him! 536 00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,938 I don't wanna be close to him. 537 00:28:59,971 --> 00:29:01,272 Yes. 538 00:29:01,306 --> 00:29:04,742 - Yes? - Yes, that might be a, very sensible idea. 539 00:29:04,776 --> 00:29:06,077 I'll think about it, I've got time. 540 00:29:06,111 --> 00:29:08,313 Oh, it's, uh, financial common sense, sir, 541 00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:09,647 if I do say so myself. 542 00:29:09,681 --> 00:29:12,517 Yes, I'll talk to my taxman and my accountant and, uh... 543 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:15,086 Good, we'll be right here, Mr. Lenoch, come to this window! 544 00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:19,724 That's Bill Lenoch, the famous TV personality. 545 00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:21,993 Comes to my window all the time. 546 00:29:22,026 --> 00:29:24,229 [piano playing softly ♪] 547 00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,669 Refill. 548 00:29:36,307 --> 00:29:37,442 Hey. 549 00:29:38,076 --> 00:29:39,777 Hey... 550 00:29:40,912 --> 00:29:42,847 Hey there! 551 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:44,649 I loved your dog. 552 00:29:44,682 --> 00:29:46,551 What happened to him? 553 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,220 What? 554 00:29:49,254 --> 00:29:51,222 Your dog, Fury. 555 00:29:51,256 --> 00:29:53,258 You're Bill Lenoch! 556 00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:55,960 He's dead. 557 00:30:04,569 --> 00:30:06,437 I know that. 558 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:10,241 I used to love how he'd lie on the hood of a car, 559 00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:11,743 and he'd lie so still, 560 00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:14,946 and you'd be selling cars and on like that. 561 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:19,584 He scratched up his share of paint jobs. 562 00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:21,452 Sank his teeth into my hand once 563 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:24,789 when I was halfway through a Manza commercial. 564 00:30:24,822 --> 00:30:26,558 Took an hour for the bleeding to stop 565 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:30,395 and I could go on with the taping. 566 00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:33,331 Even so, you adored him. 567 00:30:36,801 --> 00:30:39,504 Every time I looked at that mutt, 568 00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:42,006 All I could think of was his grandfather 569 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,976 chasing across the yard of some concentration camp 570 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:48,079 biting some Jewish ass. 571 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:50,682 Ad agency nightmare. 572 00:30:50,715 --> 00:30:52,016 Excuse me. 573 00:30:52,951 --> 00:30:54,285 Hey. 574 00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:56,287 Did you have that dog destroyed? 575 00:30:56,321 --> 00:30:57,922 Shh! 576 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:03,127 Why did you say a thing like that? 577 00:31:03,161 --> 00:31:05,396 I wasn't his real owner anyway. 578 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:07,131 He was leased. 579 00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:09,801 Aw, honey, I wasn't accusing you. 580 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:13,004 A 1970 Mercury Colony Park station wagon 581 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:15,707 ran over him in the south Covina lot. 582 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:18,576 We held the services there that Sunday, yes, sir. 583 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:20,945 2,100 people showed up in person, yes, sir! 584 00:31:20,979 --> 00:31:23,514 We sold cars, we-- uh... 585 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:26,351 Bartender, where's the men's room? 586 00:31:28,219 --> 00:31:29,320 Wait a minute. 587 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:31,356 I knew we had something in common... 588 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,024 - Madam, I'm terribly sorry... - You know that happened 589 00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:36,394 just about the same time as they killed poor Alfred. 590 00:31:36,427 --> 00:31:38,529 - Killed? - The dentists. 591 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:40,331 - Dentists? - All of them. 592 00:31:40,365 --> 00:31:42,533 Beverly Hills, Westwood, 593 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,503 Brentwood, Pacific Palisades, Malibu-- 594 00:31:45,536 --> 00:31:47,472 A conspiracy of dentists? 595 00:31:47,505 --> 00:31:49,140 Full mouth X-rays, 596 00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:51,876 all of them gave him full mouth X-rays. 597 00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:54,946 Sometimes as many as eight or nine in one day, 598 00:31:54,979 --> 00:31:56,848 six days a week. 599 00:31:56,881 --> 00:31:58,650 But why would they do such a thing? 600 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:00,485 Exactly what I said. 601 00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:02,887 Don't those dentists know one another? 602 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,790 How could they permit a man to walk into their office 603 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:08,293 and ask for full mouth X-rays 604 00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,628 and not know anything about him? 605 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,097 He went straight through the Yellow Pages. 606 00:32:13,131 --> 00:32:15,266 He didn't miss a single dentist. 607 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:17,602 I didn't know how he spent his afternoons, 608 00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:21,839 until after he passed on, and the bills began to pour in! 609 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:24,542 Nothing but dentists! 610 00:32:24,575 --> 00:32:25,910 Do you know what they get? 611 00:32:25,943 --> 00:32:29,647 $25 a clip for full mouth X-rays. 612 00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,082 Why did he do it? 613 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,618 He didn't do anything. They did it! 614 00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:37,522 He didn't have a cavity. He had sweet, lovely breath. 615 00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:39,357 Not a trace of tobacco! 616 00:32:39,390 --> 00:32:42,527 Look at those! Look at those! 617 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,828 Hold them up to the light. 618 00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:46,631 Oh, you can't see them here. Come over here. 619 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:49,334 Oh, you can't see them here either. 620 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:50,234 Come outside. 621 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:53,905 Oh, there! Now, you see, you can see them out here. 622 00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:55,373 Why, look at that. 623 00:32:55,406 --> 00:32:58,009 Not a mark, not a mark. And those! 624 00:32:58,042 --> 00:32:59,677 You know, I have a whole drawer full of these. 625 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,413 We could go to my house, and we could look at Alfred's X-rays. 626 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:04,682 You'd like it! You'll really-- 627 00:33:04,716 --> 00:33:06,918 Oh, listen, we weren't trying to run out on the check, you see. 628 00:33:06,951 --> 00:33:08,920 We were just looking at these teeth, and I... 629 00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:10,955 Here-Here, I can take care of that. 630 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,192 Shit. 631 00:33:14,225 --> 00:33:17,261 I-I-I'm terribly sorry. 632 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,464 I seem to have left my house without my wallet. 633 00:33:19,497 --> 00:33:21,265 You see, I was on my way to the bank over there 634 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:22,934 across the street-- - Be our guest. 635 00:33:22,967 --> 00:33:24,569 Alfred's and mine. 636 00:33:24,602 --> 00:33:27,138 - I couldn't do that-- - Uh, uh! We insist. 637 00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,540 Well, thank you, and, um... 638 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:33,010 My deepest sympathy. - Oh, thank you. 639 00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:46,424 I, uh... 640 00:33:46,457 --> 00:33:48,693 I don't cook much anymore. 641 00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:59,370 Bill likes to eat out. 642 00:33:59,404 --> 00:34:01,973 That's what we do mostly. We, uh... 643 00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:04,342 We go out for dinners. 644 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,612 Big... dinner-- Maybe French, sometimes. 645 00:34:07,645 --> 00:34:09,547 Maybe Italian. 646 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:10,648 And, uh... 647 00:34:10,681 --> 00:34:13,017 Then we have a couple of drinks. 648 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:16,687 And then we got home, and we have a... 649 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:18,856 a nightcap. 650 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:21,225 Is that why you have a lot of that booze fat? 651 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:24,796 Oh, yeah, I guess so, I... 652 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,197 You know what my favorite one is? 653 00:34:26,230 --> 00:34:28,533 Polynesian. You like that? 654 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,035 Well, better than the food is, uh... 655 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,970 is I love the drinks that they have. 656 00:34:33,004 --> 00:34:34,038 [coughing] 657 00:34:34,071 --> 00:34:37,408 The drinks, they have terrific... 658 00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:39,710 ...drinks, they have a special menu just for the drinks, 659 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,712 and they have little pictures of it on them. 660 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:42,847 You know... 661 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,116 And they have, um, interesting names. 662 00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:47,251 There's this Cobra! [giggles] 663 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:48,886 Now that's a funny name for a drink, right? 664 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,321 There's one called a Cobra. 665 00:34:50,354 --> 00:34:52,723 There's one called a Pink Missionary. They have all kinds of names! 666 00:34:52,757 --> 00:34:55,860 I'll bet you could use one of them drinks right now. 667 00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:01,566 Could I? 668 00:35:04,969 --> 00:35:08,973 That's if your eggs meet with my standard of approval. 669 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:11,676 Now, look... 670 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:17,014 Please remember that this is the first time that I ever made a coddled egg. 671 00:35:20,051 --> 00:35:22,086 I never made a-- 672 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:22,887 ...a coddled egg. 673 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:26,624 Just take that into consideration, it's the-- 674 00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:39,804 Huh? 675 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,108 You don't like it? 676 00:35:45,209 --> 00:35:47,011 I love it. 677 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:49,847 Maybe you could have a drink. It would wash it down. 678 00:35:49,881 --> 00:35:51,782 It would make it taste better. The juice, it get-- 679 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,217 I don't drink. 680 00:35:54,452 --> 00:35:56,053 No drink, no drink. 681 00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:59,357 Something else if you're hungry, french toast? 682 00:35:59,390 --> 00:36:01,058 You like sausages? 683 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,527 What about a scrambled egg? 684 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,029 I could scramble you eggs. I make terrific scrambled eggs. 685 00:36:05,062 --> 00:36:06,664 A mushroom omelette? 686 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:08,165 There must be something that you want. 687 00:36:08,199 --> 00:36:09,867 One thing that you want. 688 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:16,874 ♪♪ 689 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:30,121 Hey, did you get your money, alright? 690 00:36:31,155 --> 00:36:32,156 Scare ya? 691 00:36:32,189 --> 00:36:34,191 - No. - You jumped. 692 00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:37,828 Well, I was just daydreaming. Did you get your surfers? 693 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,363 Skin divers. 694 00:36:39,397 --> 00:36:42,166 14 day wait. 695 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,802 By that time, I won't be at the same bank anyhow. 696 00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:46,938 Oh, you're leaving town? 697 00:36:46,971 --> 00:36:48,706 Changing banks. 698 00:36:48,739 --> 00:36:50,875 I switch every 30 days. 699 00:36:50,908 --> 00:36:53,578 They give you premiums for opening new accounts. 700 00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:57,448 CorningWare, Chafing Dishes, carving boards. 701 00:36:57,481 --> 00:36:59,150 So, I put it in, and I take it out 702 00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:01,552 and put it in someplace else. 703 00:37:01,586 --> 00:37:03,554 Well, that sounds easy. 704 00:37:03,588 --> 00:37:04,922 One catch, 705 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:09,060 $50 minimum deposit, exactly what I'm worth. 706 00:37:09,093 --> 00:37:10,094 Oh. 707 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:14,165 What happens if you spend, say, a dollar? 708 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:17,201 I'm screwed, no cutlery! 709 00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:19,704 Well, how do you get along? 710 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:21,706 These! 711 00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:31,515 Most men leave 'em in their car. 712 00:37:31,549 --> 00:37:34,652 They get all cluttered. They get sticky. 713 00:37:34,685 --> 00:37:37,054 Is, uh, is that all you do? 714 00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:40,658 - Of course not. - Am I nosy? What else? 715 00:37:43,060 --> 00:37:44,595 Are you going someplace? 716 00:37:44,629 --> 00:37:47,164 No, just killing time. 717 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:53,304 Are you good at counting packages? 718 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:54,672 Join me. 719 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,908 Bread and butter. 720 00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,647 What do you do with the peel? 721 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,281 Give me. 722 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:07,952 Floor show with your snack. 723 00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:10,388 Ever see anybody slip on a banana peel before? 724 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:12,523 Not in real life, no. 725 00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:20,197 Mm! Barbecue! Good. 726 00:38:20,231 --> 00:38:22,967 All that seasoning is bad for the arteries. 727 00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:26,804 You must be hungry. 728 00:38:26,837 --> 00:38:29,240 Don't have to be. 729 00:38:29,273 --> 00:38:31,375 Can eat any old time. 730 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,844 Doesn't show. 731 00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:36,380 It's my metabolism. 732 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:38,949 Scares the hell outta guys sometimes, 733 00:38:38,983 --> 00:38:41,085 the way I can put it away. 734 00:38:41,118 --> 00:38:42,119 Marvelous. 735 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,422 I'm a cheap date, though. 736 00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:47,291 I think it tastes a lot better if you steal it. 737 00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:48,959 Is that how you live? 738 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,828 Uh-uh, I bitch, too. 739 00:38:50,861 --> 00:38:52,163 Bitch, what's that? 740 00:38:52,196 --> 00:38:56,734 Oh, I write complaint letters, you know, to all the companies. 741 00:38:56,767 --> 00:38:58,903 Consumer relations. 742 00:38:58,936 --> 00:39:01,072 "The tuna fish was spoiled." 743 00:39:01,105 --> 00:39:03,174 "There was a nail in my TV dinner." 744 00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:05,276 They usually send you an apology letter 745 00:39:05,309 --> 00:39:07,211 and a whole case of their products. 746 00:39:07,244 --> 00:39:09,714 You eat for a month. - [Bill chuckling] 747 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:11,549 Never get caught? 748 00:39:11,582 --> 00:39:13,417 I circulate. 749 00:39:13,451 --> 00:39:17,054 This chain has 24 stores. 750 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,824 Anyway, not with you. 751 00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:23,794 The father/daughter bit, you know? 752 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:29,200 Yeah, but what if you are? 753 00:39:30,601 --> 00:39:34,839 I tell 'em I'm alone, scared, and desperate, 754 00:39:34,872 --> 00:39:36,807 like you. 755 00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:39,977 Me? What have I got to be scared of? 756 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:42,446 Don't you know? 757 00:39:44,615 --> 00:39:46,016 Mm! 758 00:39:51,422 --> 00:39:55,159 What are you doing? Hey, those are cold! 759 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:57,027 Button up and hang on to 'em. 760 00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,230 Got a chill. Where are we going next? 761 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,934 Paper plates and stainless steel. 762 00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:05,736 Come on, let's go. 763 00:40:19,316 --> 00:40:21,452 [slurping] 764 00:40:35,833 --> 00:40:37,601 Uhh... 765 00:40:37,635 --> 00:40:39,770 That's a Wahine's Downfall. 766 00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:41,505 It's a lot like a Sadie Thompson, 767 00:40:41,539 --> 00:40:43,274 except that you-you add brandy. 768 00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:45,042 That's diabetes on the rocks. 769 00:40:45,075 --> 00:40:46,911 Oh, no, no! Whoops! [giggles] 770 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,547 It's delicious! Really, you're gonna like it. 771 00:40:49,580 --> 00:40:52,049 I want you to taste it. I'm making a terrible mess. 772 00:40:52,082 --> 00:40:54,318 But it tastes better than it looks. 773 00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:56,854 In the restaurant, it really looks nice. 774 00:40:56,887 --> 00:40:59,223 Oh, you're trying to slip me a little arsenic, huh? 775 00:40:59,256 --> 00:41:01,725 Oh, grow up. Here, I'll drink it first. 776 00:41:01,759 --> 00:41:03,127 [slurping] 777 00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:22,446 I feel a lot safer all locked inside, don't you? 778 00:41:22,479 --> 00:41:24,949 If there was a fire, I'd worry about getting out. 779 00:41:24,982 --> 00:41:28,052 Is that what you're afraid of? Fire? 780 00:41:28,085 --> 00:41:29,520 Why do you insist that I'm afraid? 781 00:41:29,553 --> 00:41:32,256 Where does everybody get that idea about me? 782 00:41:32,289 --> 00:41:34,491 Everybody has something. 783 00:41:34,525 --> 00:41:37,528 Heights or the dark, 784 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:41,465 or being alone or not being alone. 785 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,134 You mean childhood fears. 786 00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:46,837 Oh, that's-that's mine. Here. 787 00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:49,106 Not always. 788 00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:51,041 Fear of men, 789 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,943 fear of women, 790 00:41:52,977 --> 00:41:55,279 of being touched, 791 00:41:55,312 --> 00:41:58,716 of using a public potty, 792 00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:01,285 of going to sleep. 793 00:42:01,318 --> 00:42:03,621 Well, I supposed anything could terrify you 794 00:42:03,654 --> 00:42:06,156 if you thought about it long enough. 795 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,693 Oh, you don't think about such things? 796 00:42:09,727 --> 00:42:13,197 No. No, I'm too busy. 797 00:42:13,230 --> 00:42:15,833 Fear of not being busy. 798 00:42:15,866 --> 00:42:17,968 I am concerned about cholesterol. 799 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,741 What about steak sauce with monosodium glutamate? 800 00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:31,949 Oh, run hot water on that. You're gonna hurt yourself. 801 00:42:36,687 --> 00:42:40,357 The strongest muscles of your body are in your jaw. 802 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:42,393 Did you know that? - No. 803 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:46,530 Where did you think they were? The strongest muscle? 804 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:48,065 Legs? 805 00:42:48,098 --> 00:42:49,934 - Do you have a mistress? - No. 806 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:51,802 Too much time, too demanding, 807 00:42:51,835 --> 00:42:53,170 a lot of work keeping it a secret, you know. 808 00:42:53,203 --> 00:42:56,440 Rides, and motel rooms... - How do you like your meat? 809 00:42:56,473 --> 00:42:59,443 Don't tell me, medium. 810 00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:01,879 While all that energy could be better put to use 811 00:43:01,912 --> 00:43:04,582 by expanding profits, getting ahead. 812 00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:07,751 Instead of laid and alone. 813 00:43:07,785 --> 00:43:08,886 Hm. 814 00:43:10,788 --> 00:43:12,957 You're always alone afterwards, you know? 815 00:43:12,990 --> 00:43:15,726 Try to put something of yourself into it. 816 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:16,927 But afterwards, lying there, 817 00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:21,231 it all seems so fucking impersonal. 818 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:24,134 What could be new? People have been doing it for millions of years, 819 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:26,070 Romans, Egyptians, Babylonians, 820 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:28,872 what can be new? What makes it me doing it? 821 00:43:28,906 --> 00:43:30,874 It could be anybody doing it with anybody else, 822 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,043 so unless you put some little bit of perversion 823 00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:34,378 of your own to make it special... 824 00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:36,313 but suppose you're not a pervert? 825 00:43:36,347 --> 00:43:38,382 - Oh, you could learn. - Thank God! 826 00:43:38,415 --> 00:43:40,284 After you've lost your virginity and had your kids, 827 00:43:40,317 --> 00:43:41,885 that phase is over, 828 00:43:41,919 --> 00:43:43,854 and you can go on to the business of making money. 829 00:43:43,887 --> 00:43:47,124 Now, that's really personal. Peculiar to each individual. 830 00:43:47,157 --> 00:43:49,960 Style, personality. 831 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,563 They all play a part. 832 00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:56,633 - Who says you're not a pervert? - So you're angry at me. 833 00:43:56,667 --> 00:43:58,736 We only just met, and yet, there is a conflict 834 00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,971 that I have to cope with. And for what? 835 00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:04,742 Supposedly to jump into your bed, huh? 836 00:44:04,775 --> 00:44:07,177 Nobody asked you. 837 00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:10,781 [slurping] 838 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:12,316 Look, lady, cut that shit out. 839 00:44:12,349 --> 00:44:14,151 Now, I don't need you passing out on me 840 00:44:14,184 --> 00:44:15,052 Mm! 841 00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:17,087 Oh, look what I did! 842 00:44:17,121 --> 00:44:20,357 I almost drank the whole thing, and I didn't leave any for you. 843 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:22,126 I could mix up another batch, huh? 844 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,094 Because I'm really-- - Okay, the party's over, man. 845 00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:25,729 - Huh? - Where's your old man? 846 00:44:25,763 --> 00:44:27,498 He'll be here! 847 00:44:27,531 --> 00:44:29,166 What are you talking about? He'll be here! 848 00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:30,634 Yeah, he's late. Come out from behind this bar. 849 00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:31,969 You wouldn't! 850 00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:34,371 - I told the man what was gonna happen. - What-- a traffic jam! 851 00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:35,973 Any number of things could've happened, honest! 852 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,174 Well, now you got lost. 853 00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:39,410 No, no, that doesn't make any sense! I'm calling the bank! 854 00:44:39,443 --> 00:44:40,544 Just the bank! 855 00:44:40,577 --> 00:44:41,779 - Do it. - The bank! 856 00:44:41,812 --> 00:44:43,414 I'm just calling the bank! 857 00:44:43,447 --> 00:44:45,682 Maybe he had trouble making a withdrawal! 858 00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:48,719 I ain't thinkin' 'bout no withdrawal now. 859 00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:50,654 No! Don't! Stop! 860 00:44:56,260 --> 00:44:58,328 [shouting] 861 00:45:02,199 --> 00:45:03,901 Oh, Bill! 862 00:45:14,144 --> 00:45:15,279 How dare you! 863 00:45:15,312 --> 00:45:17,481 I am gonna have to rape you now! 864 00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:19,650 [overlapping shouting] 865 00:45:19,683 --> 00:45:22,286 Please, don't, don't, don't! 866 00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:23,353 Ugh! 867 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,662 Please, don't! 868 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,933 Oh, Bill! 869 00:45:39,603 --> 00:45:40,637 Bill! 870 00:45:41,138 --> 00:45:42,573 Bill! 871 00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:45,309 Just hold still. 872 00:45:45,342 --> 00:45:47,177 This ain't givin' me no pleasure. 873 00:45:47,211 --> 00:45:49,079 - Bill! - Shut up! 874 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:53,550 Shit, this is a rotten day for all of us. 875 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:54,952 You animal! 876 00:45:54,985 --> 00:45:56,920 Don't come calling me names, lady! 877 00:45:56,954 --> 00:46:00,858 I'm just a big, black butt doing what's expected of him! 878 00:46:00,891 --> 00:46:05,129 Well, you're gonna pay for this, big bastard! 879 00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:06,663 Don't! 880 00:46:06,697 --> 00:46:09,433 [overlapping shouting] 881 00:46:12,302 --> 00:46:14,571 I mean, I put a lot of time in this already! 882 00:46:18,242 --> 00:46:21,845 Alright! Do it! Do it! Get it over with! 883 00:46:21,879 --> 00:46:23,013 Shit! 884 00:46:23,046 --> 00:46:24,781 Alright! Why don't you do it?! 885 00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:28,051 What are you waiting for? Get it over with! 886 00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:29,319 Alright. 887 00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:34,892 Go ahead and make yourself a cooler. 888 00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:38,762 Make yourself one of those Polynesian drinks. 889 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,264 Maybe it'll cool you off. 890 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:43,300 [panting] 891 00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,742 Thank you. 892 00:46:54,144 --> 00:46:55,279 Ugh! 893 00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:01,218 Would you like a drink? 894 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,588 Yeah, I want one. 895 00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:06,456 Uh... bourbon? 896 00:47:07,257 --> 00:47:09,793 - Yeah, bourbon's cool. - Uh... 897 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:11,895 Jim Beam? 898 00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:12,930 Jack Daniels? 899 00:47:12,963 --> 00:47:14,932 Fine, Jack Daniels' fine. 900 00:47:14,965 --> 00:47:17,834 Hey, wait a minute, man, time, hold it just one second here. 901 00:47:17,868 --> 00:47:19,303 Woman, are you crazy or something? 902 00:47:19,336 --> 00:47:20,771 I mean, out of the whole damn neighborhood, 903 00:47:20,804 --> 00:47:22,172 I had to go and pick you people. 904 00:47:22,206 --> 00:47:23,574 I mean, he can't find his way home, 905 00:47:23,607 --> 00:47:24,975 and you playin' hostess. 906 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:27,177 Jesus H. Christ! 907 00:47:27,211 --> 00:47:28,712 On the rocks? 908 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,148 Yeah, rocks, yeah. 909 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:39,856 Um... 910 00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:47,331 May I have my top, please? 911 00:47:48,865 --> 00:47:51,268 No, you can't have your top, please. 912 00:47:53,470 --> 00:47:54,705 Well, uh... 913 00:47:55,706 --> 00:47:57,241 Could I have my bottoms? 914 00:47:57,274 --> 00:47:58,909 No, you can't have your bottoms 915 00:47:58,942 --> 00:48:01,511 'cause I'm just gonna have to go through the whole trouble of takin' 'em off again, 916 00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:02,446 you understand me? 917 00:48:02,479 --> 00:48:03,981 Now, you just go ahead and get yourself 918 00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:06,016 natural, stone-cold drunk 919 00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,452 because I'ma have to knock you cold and do it to ya. 920 00:48:08,485 --> 00:48:09,953 You understand me? 921 00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:12,689 Uh... 922 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:13,957 Why didn't you? 923 00:48:15,659 --> 00:48:17,394 I did not what? 924 00:48:18,562 --> 00:48:20,831 Why didn't you knock me cold and do it to me? 925 00:48:20,864 --> 00:48:23,200 Hey, baby, go ahead and finish your drink. 926 00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:25,969 That's all, finish your drink. - No! 927 00:48:26,003 --> 00:48:27,738 Now, please, I want you to tell me why. 928 00:48:27,771 --> 00:48:29,239 Why didn't you? 929 00:48:29,273 --> 00:48:32,075 Because I might've hit you in your natural, stone-cold head 930 00:48:32,109 --> 00:48:32,843 and fractured your skull. 931 00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:34,411 That doesn't make any sense. 932 00:48:34,444 --> 00:48:37,047 You were gonna cut my throat with a gold letter opener anyway, weren't you? 933 00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:40,517 Yeah, mama, and that's still my intent. 934 00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:42,819 You're not telling me the truth. 935 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:45,055 I don't have to answer any of your questions. 936 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:46,423 No, that's true. You don't, 937 00:48:46,456 --> 00:48:47,991 but as long as you're going to kill me, 938 00:48:48,025 --> 00:48:50,460 why not be open and frank with me, huh? 939 00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:56,867 Well, yeah... 940 00:48:57,701 --> 00:49:00,470 Soon as I finish my cocktail, 941 00:49:00,504 --> 00:49:01,838 I'm gonna show you. 942 00:49:01,872 --> 00:49:04,675 No! Now, I want you to tell me right now! 943 00:49:04,708 --> 00:49:06,310 Now, you just tell me now, 944 00:49:06,343 --> 00:49:09,479 why you did not knock me unconscious 945 00:49:09,513 --> 00:49:11,148 and take what you wanted? 946 00:49:11,181 --> 00:49:13,383 'Cause you had to be awake, understand? 947 00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:14,985 Is that enough for you, mama? 948 00:49:15,018 --> 00:49:16,920 Oh, no. No, no. No. 949 00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:21,758 God damn it, mama, you embarrassing me. 950 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:24,761 You're embarrassed?! How do you think I feel?! 951 00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,196 Now, I want you to tell me, 952 00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:28,899 just sit down, have your drink, and tell me 953 00:49:28,932 --> 00:49:30,133 why? 954 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:31,868 Why didn't you do it? 955 00:49:37,908 --> 00:49:39,276 Just tell me why. 956 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,510 You can be frank with me. 957 00:49:40,544 --> 00:49:43,613 I took a course in psychology. Tell me. 958 00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:47,250 You know, it's amazing. 959 00:49:47,284 --> 00:49:51,421 A girl your age with all that sexual experience. 960 00:49:51,455 --> 00:49:53,457 Well, if you wanna know, 961 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:57,194 I was molested when I was 11 years old 962 00:49:57,227 --> 00:50:00,764 in the orchestra of Loews Orpheum Theatre in New York. 963 00:50:00,797 --> 00:50:03,367 It was a Saturday matinee 964 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,670 by a guy who smelled something like you. 965 00:50:06,703 --> 00:50:09,373 An old guy. 966 00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:11,208 How do you mean smell? 967 00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:14,111 Do you ever notice the way, uh... 968 00:50:14,144 --> 00:50:16,947 all those theaters used to smell the same? 969 00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:20,317 The same with all the RKO houses. 970 00:50:20,350 --> 00:50:22,686 Only they had still a different smell. 971 00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,088 You know that certain, um... 972 00:50:25,122 --> 00:50:26,790 bottled smells. 973 00:50:26,823 --> 00:50:29,359 But you remarked on my smell. 974 00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,028 Maybe that's the way, um, 975 00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:33,163 perverts smell who bother little kids. 976 00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:34,731 [chuckles] 977 00:50:34,765 --> 00:50:37,534 I never had any such interest. 978 00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:41,071 I hated to sit in the children's section. 979 00:50:41,104 --> 00:50:43,240 All those kids screaming, 980 00:50:43,273 --> 00:50:46,042 blowing into their candy boxes. 981 00:50:46,076 --> 00:50:49,079 You couldn't hear the dialogue. 982 00:50:49,112 --> 00:50:51,415 So, in a dark scene, 983 00:50:51,448 --> 00:50:53,150 I slipped out of my seat 984 00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:56,119 and crossed the aisle into the adult section. 985 00:50:56,153 --> 00:50:59,156 And then, in the back, I see a flashlight blink on, 986 00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:02,125 and the matron would start coming down the aisle. 987 00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:04,327 And I slide over next to a grown-up, 988 00:51:04,361 --> 00:51:06,863 and I whisper, "Say I'm with you, say I'm with you. 989 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:10,534 Say I'm your daughter. Tell her to go away." 990 00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:13,203 And sometimes, they would. 991 00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:15,539 This guy did. 992 00:51:15,572 --> 00:51:17,908 Then he went back, and he bought me popcorn 993 00:51:17,941 --> 00:51:21,578 and a Pepsi-Cola and Black Crows. 994 00:51:23,447 --> 00:51:25,682 I know I was sitting there 995 00:51:25,715 --> 00:51:27,684 with the popcorn in one hand 996 00:51:27,717 --> 00:51:29,319 and the Pepsi in the other hand, 997 00:51:29,352 --> 00:51:31,655 and my mouth was full of Black Crows. 998 00:51:33,089 --> 00:51:37,093 He reached under my skirt and pulled my underpants down. 999 00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:39,796 Horrible... 1000 00:51:40,964 --> 00:51:43,500 I just pretended he wasn't doing anything. 1001 00:51:43,533 --> 00:51:47,604 Watched Howard Keel and pretended I was up there, 1002 00:51:47,637 --> 00:51:49,639 not down in the dark 1003 00:51:49,673 --> 00:51:52,175 with those ice cold fingers. 1004 00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:54,144 He must've washed his hands in cold water 1005 00:51:54,177 --> 00:51:56,079 when he went back for candy 1006 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,948 'cause they were like ice. 1007 00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:02,152 There's never any hot water in theaters. 1008 00:52:04,154 --> 00:52:05,722 You should've cried out. 1009 00:52:05,755 --> 00:52:07,657 The matron would've come 1010 00:52:07,691 --> 00:52:10,460 and turned her flashlight right on his hand, 1011 00:52:10,494 --> 00:52:14,498 and I never would've been able to go back that that Loews. 1012 00:52:16,700 --> 00:52:17,767 Besides, 1013 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:20,904 those Black Crows get stuck to your teeth, 1014 00:52:20,937 --> 00:52:23,707 and they make it very hard to yell. 1015 00:52:23,740 --> 00:52:25,108 What else did he do to you? 1016 00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:30,113 You shoulda reported it. - To Loews?! 1017 00:52:30,146 --> 00:52:32,249 Suppose they woulda kicked me out for good, 1018 00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:34,084 said that I was making it up? 1019 00:52:34,117 --> 00:52:36,453 They wouldn't. They couldn't. You were a child. 1020 00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:39,089 That's what you know. 1021 00:52:39,122 --> 00:52:42,292 Did you ever read the back of your ticket? 1022 00:52:42,325 --> 00:52:45,662 No, you never read it. They don't want you to read it. 1023 00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:48,365 That's why they tear it up before you can read it. 1024 00:52:48,398 --> 00:52:50,166 I'll tell you what it says. 1025 00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:51,701 Are you ready for this? 1026 00:52:51,735 --> 00:52:54,471 "The management reserves the right 1027 00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,640 to relinquish the license 1028 00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:58,675 granted by this ticket 1029 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,511 by refunding the purchase price." 1030 00:53:01,545 --> 00:53:03,847 How do you like that shit? 1031 00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,348 Is it significant? 1032 00:53:05,382 --> 00:53:07,851 It's full of big words 1033 00:53:07,884 --> 00:53:10,487 that a little kid can't understand! 1034 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,355 It means that they can kick you out 1035 00:53:12,389 --> 00:53:13,456 for any reason at all 1036 00:53:13,490 --> 00:53:15,759 just by giving you your money back. 1037 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:17,527 Is that so terrible? 1038 00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:21,431 Have you ever been kicked out of the movies? 1039 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,068 Then you don't know. 1040 00:53:25,101 --> 00:53:28,638 Being hauled through the lobby by the usherette, 1041 00:53:28,672 --> 00:53:32,776 standing out there, looking at all the glasses, 1042 00:53:32,809 --> 00:53:35,779 knowing that you'll never get to see that scene? 1043 00:53:35,812 --> 00:53:38,582 Where did they expect me to go? 1044 00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:41,051 Home? 1045 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:45,422 Home, for Christ sake? 1046 00:53:45,455 --> 00:53:47,958 Now, that was a long time ago, you were a child. 1047 00:53:47,991 --> 00:53:49,993 You shoulda told your mother, she woulda-- 1048 00:53:50,026 --> 00:53:52,529 I did finally. 1049 00:53:53,530 --> 00:53:55,632 And you know what she said? 1050 00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,535 Nothing. 1051 00:53:58,568 --> 00:54:00,670 Like she didn't hear. 1052 00:54:02,539 --> 00:54:05,208 She told me to tidy my room, 1053 00:54:05,241 --> 00:54:08,211 and then she stared away from me. 1054 00:54:09,512 --> 00:54:12,882 She never really looked at me after that. 1055 00:54:14,985 --> 00:54:16,853 She didn't wanna hear it, 1056 00:54:16,886 --> 00:54:18,221 so she didn't. 1057 00:54:18,254 --> 00:54:20,824 You don't know what it's like. 1058 00:54:20,857 --> 00:54:22,659 I do. 1059 00:54:22,692 --> 00:54:24,628 I do, I-I have to think a while, 1060 00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:27,497 but smells do b-bring back memories, 1061 00:54:27,530 --> 00:54:29,165 like-like a dime novel. 1062 00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:30,567 You know about dime novels? 1063 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:34,371 Nick Carter, Doc Savage, Street and Smiths. 1064 00:54:34,404 --> 00:54:38,041 The aroma of that cheap, rough paper under your pillow. 1065 00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:39,576 Huh? Right? 1066 00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:41,778 Yeah... 1067 00:54:43,146 --> 00:54:44,814 You see, 1068 00:54:44,848 --> 00:54:47,450 it takes time, but I made the connection. 1069 00:54:48,518 --> 00:54:50,887 You used to read those? 1070 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:53,323 Well, actually, I-I used to collect them, 1071 00:54:53,356 --> 00:54:54,791 used ones. 1072 00:54:54,824 --> 00:54:57,060 Sold 'em to the other kids. 1073 00:54:58,461 --> 00:55:01,931 - You sold them? - Oh, I had hundreds, sure, yes, I sold them. 1074 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:03,967 The real raggedy ones went four for a dime, 1075 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,935 but Street and Smiths, they were a nickel a piece. 1076 00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,637 Creep! 1077 00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:09,572 You do smell like him! 1078 00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:13,309 That molester? I don't! I swear I don't! 1079 00:55:13,343 --> 00:55:15,879 - I'll never forget him. - You were eating popcorn! 1080 00:55:15,912 --> 00:55:17,714 You couldn't smell anything anyway. 1081 00:55:17,747 --> 00:55:20,917 - You are the right age. - I don't go to the movies. 1082 00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:23,019 It's-It's a waste of valuable business time. 1083 00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:24,788 Twelfth row from the front? 1084 00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:26,990 Seven Brides for Seven Brothers? 1085 00:55:27,023 --> 00:55:29,559 I hate musicals! Now, young lady, you stay away. 1086 00:55:31,561 --> 00:55:32,929 Dark, 1087 00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:34,330 like it was then. 1088 00:55:34,364 --> 00:55:35,365 Turn that light back on. 1089 00:55:35,398 --> 00:55:37,834 Young lady, you are dangerously ill. 1090 00:55:37,867 --> 00:55:39,135 [grunts] 1091 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,771 Holy Jesus, let go, please, please! 1092 00:55:41,805 --> 00:55:43,440 Let-- Let go! 1093 00:55:43,473 --> 00:55:45,942 Watch the movie. 1094 00:55:45,975 --> 00:55:47,610 I'll get you some popcorn. 1095 00:55:47,644 --> 00:55:51,648 Some nice, hot, buttered popcorn, wouldn't you like that? 1096 00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:55,452 And I can get you a Heath bar, you ever had one? 1097 00:55:55,485 --> 00:55:57,954 They're very soft on the outside 1098 00:55:57,987 --> 00:56:01,257 and very hard on the inside. 1099 00:56:01,291 --> 00:56:03,860 And I can get you a Three Musketeer bar. 1100 00:56:03,893 --> 00:56:05,295 That's my favorite. 1101 00:56:05,328 --> 00:56:07,864 You can nibble the chocolate around the front. 1102 00:56:10,166 --> 00:56:11,835 I love you. 1103 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:13,403 [grunts] 1104 00:56:13,436 --> 00:56:16,039 ♪♪ 1105 00:57:03,887 --> 00:57:05,355 See, I, uh... 1106 00:57:05,388 --> 00:57:09,058 generally can't do it unless the lady fights back. 1107 00:57:09,092 --> 00:57:10,860 I let her hit me a few times, 1108 00:57:10,894 --> 00:57:12,896 get a few good scratches in. 1109 00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:14,864 Scratching generally does it for me. 1110 00:57:14,898 --> 00:57:17,667 Well, didn't I? I mean, I know that I kicked you a lot. 1111 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:21,037 No, kicking turns me off. 1112 00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:22,672 Scratching? 1113 00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:27,143 Oh, I don't have any nails. I can't grow the damn things. 1114 00:57:27,177 --> 00:57:30,246 I take gelatin. - No, no, no, no, I say it's not your fault, lady. 1115 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:35,285 You know, lately, I've been getting the shit clawed out of me, but, uh... 1116 00:57:35,318 --> 00:57:37,487 It don't stir nothing up. [sigh] 1117 00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:40,056 Well... 1118 00:57:41,191 --> 00:57:45,228 [sigh] Disappointment, like today, well, that, uh... 1119 00:57:45,261 --> 00:57:46,462 makes me feel bad. 1120 00:57:46,496 --> 00:57:49,666 No, damn it, I'm-I'm making excuses. 1121 00:57:53,436 --> 00:57:55,071 Is it because I'm white? 1122 00:57:55,104 --> 00:57:57,040 Well, if your husband had come back with the bread, 1123 00:57:57,073 --> 00:57:59,309 I wouldn't have to go through all this. 1124 00:57:59,342 --> 00:58:01,411 I know, this is... 1125 00:58:01,444 --> 00:58:02,912 this is demoralizing. 1126 00:58:02,946 --> 00:58:04,647 I mean, what kind of a rapist am I? 1127 00:58:04,681 --> 00:58:07,317 Well, I don't know... 1128 00:58:07,350 --> 00:58:09,953 I've never met a rapist before, but... 1129 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,958 I guess, like everybody today, you're... 1130 00:58:14,991 --> 00:58:18,194 you're under great social pressures. 1131 00:58:20,196 --> 00:58:22,398 Well, when I was 16, you know, I, uh, 1132 00:58:22,432 --> 00:58:24,133 you could've called me "boy," you know, 1133 00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,902 the whole idea of being with a white chick 1134 00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:29,339 was like a fantasy, you know, a-a "stay away from her, Jack." 1135 00:58:29,372 --> 00:58:31,941 You know, verboten. How 'bout that shit. [chuckles] 1136 00:58:31,975 --> 00:58:33,176 "Lynch him." 1137 00:58:33,209 --> 00:58:35,311 And the white girls, they were terrified, Jack, 1138 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,480 stone-terrified. 1139 00:58:37,513 --> 00:58:38,882 I remember. 1140 00:58:38,915 --> 00:58:42,151 Used to, I'd slip into a house where a white chick was, 1141 00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:43,820 you know, and just, just stand there, 1142 00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:46,289 just reveal myself, Jack, you know, 1143 00:58:46,322 --> 00:58:49,125 [chuckling] just fucking stand there. She'd scream, you know. 1144 00:58:49,158 --> 00:58:52,395 "Why, there's a nigger in my house!" 1145 00:58:53,396 --> 00:58:54,430 Hey. 1146 00:58:55,465 --> 00:58:58,101 Didn't I-I read about you in the newspapers? 1147 00:58:58,134 --> 00:59:00,303 Yeah, you were never caught. 1148 00:59:00,336 --> 00:59:02,739 The unidentified negro, you know. 1149 00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:04,774 [sigh] 1150 00:59:07,977 --> 00:59:09,846 Now, you go to a movie house and... 1151 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:12,015 "Why there it is on the screen. 1152 00:59:12,048 --> 00:59:13,149 How about that? 1153 00:59:13,182 --> 00:59:16,119 Mixed couples all over the place." 1154 00:59:16,152 --> 00:59:18,888 No, they went and took all the mystery out of it. 1155 00:59:20,290 --> 00:59:21,491 Yeah. 1156 00:59:21,524 --> 00:59:24,093 Now, they're treating us like people. 1157 00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:25,628 You can see what kind of position 1158 00:59:25,662 --> 00:59:27,997 that puts a rapist like me in. 1159 00:59:29,666 --> 00:59:30,900 Damn it. 1160 00:59:33,436 --> 00:59:35,638 I had it all worked out. 1161 00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,375 I have a nigger mystique. 1162 00:59:40,577 --> 00:59:43,913 I talk nigger talk, you know? 1163 00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:46,482 I'd walk a nigger walk. 1164 00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,518 I had it made. 1165 00:59:49,686 --> 00:59:52,422 Then they changed it. 1166 00:59:52,455 --> 00:59:54,824 They changed it all around, and I found myself slippin', 1167 00:59:54,857 --> 00:59:56,259 and there I was, you know, I was, 1168 00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,695 I was holdin' on to the past 1169 00:59:58,728 --> 01:00:01,531 because change is scary 1170 01:00:01,564 --> 01:00:02,932 And then they said, 1171 01:00:02,966 --> 01:00:05,735 "Re-educate yourself. 1172 01:00:05,768 --> 01:00:09,272 Learn new trades." 1173 01:00:09,305 --> 01:00:11,174 What trades? 1174 01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:15,979 The pool man part or the shoeshine boy in me? 1175 01:00:16,012 --> 01:00:17,680 What trades? 1176 01:00:21,951 --> 01:00:24,153 I only know how to do one thing. 1177 01:00:37,633 --> 01:00:39,535 At least I'm... 1178 01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,843 I used to know how. 1179 01:00:50,246 --> 01:00:51,647 [whistles] 1180 01:00:55,385 --> 01:00:58,254 White men have the same problem. 1181 01:01:02,959 --> 01:01:04,627 Listen, um... 1182 01:01:09,799 --> 01:01:13,836 [stammers] Put your pants on. You're making me feel bad. 1183 01:01:15,638 --> 01:01:16,873 Hey. 1184 01:01:18,541 --> 01:01:20,510 Did you hear what I said? 1185 01:01:30,153 --> 01:01:31,621 White men 1186 01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:33,756 have the same problem. 1187 01:01:47,837 --> 01:01:50,373 - Don't start. - I'm not starting anything. 1188 01:01:50,406 --> 01:01:53,743 I just want... I just want-- That's good, you sit down. 1189 01:01:53,776 --> 01:01:56,779 Sit on the couch and just relax, okay? 1190 01:01:56,813 --> 01:01:59,215 Can I get you something? 1191 01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:01,951 Huh? - Can I have my drink, please? 1192 01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:03,786 The drink. 1193 01:02:07,156 --> 01:02:08,491 Here-- No, no, no, no, no. 1194 01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:11,694 No, no, no, no, no. Come on, lie back on the couch. 1195 01:02:11,727 --> 01:02:14,530 You lie back, and you relax. 1196 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:16,132 Come on, you trust me. 1197 01:02:16,165 --> 01:02:17,433 I'll get you a pillow for your head 1198 01:02:17,467 --> 01:02:20,837 'cause it's important that you just be completely relaxed 1199 01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:22,371 and trust me. - Why? 1200 01:02:22,405 --> 01:02:23,840 Come on. 1201 01:02:23,873 --> 01:02:25,775 Put your head down here. There. 1202 01:02:25,808 --> 01:02:27,510 Now this ain't natural at all. 1203 01:02:27,543 --> 01:02:28,711 Why not? 1204 01:02:30,279 --> 01:02:31,914 Why isn't this natural? 1205 01:02:33,049 --> 01:02:35,084 Just take your... 1206 01:02:35,118 --> 01:02:36,719 shirt off. 1207 01:02:45,094 --> 01:02:47,530 You know, maybe if you-you hurl some ... at me, 1208 01:02:47,563 --> 01:02:48,931 call me a dirty coon. 1209 01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:51,000 No, no, no, no. That's the point. 1210 01:02:51,033 --> 01:02:53,336 I want this to be completely without that kind of thing. 1211 01:02:53,369 --> 01:02:56,305 Well, that's not the point! - I ain't never done it before without forcing. 1212 01:02:56,339 --> 01:02:58,708 Well, it's gonna be very easy. 1213 01:02:58,741 --> 01:03:00,877 Now, let me just get that old shirt off. 1214 01:03:00,910 --> 01:03:02,378 Hey, hey, you gotta trust me. 1215 01:03:02,411 --> 01:03:03,613 Let me just get that old shirt off. 1216 01:03:03,646 --> 01:03:06,015 [grunting] Oh, my neck. 1217 01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:07,850 What's the matter? 1218 01:03:07,884 --> 01:03:09,619 Your neck hurts you? - I have a pain in my neck. 1219 01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:12,622 Good, I'm very good. I'll massage your neck for you. 1220 01:03:12,655 --> 01:03:14,090 Okay? 1221 01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:15,258 There. 1222 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:18,594 I'll massage your neck. Is that good? 1223 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:19,896 Get me the pillow for me... 1224 01:03:19,929 --> 01:03:21,764 Can I have a little pillow, please? 1225 01:03:21,798 --> 01:03:23,432 - You want a pillow? - Yes. 1226 01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:25,635 - Wouldn't rather have me massage it? - No, I want a pillow. 1227 01:03:25,668 --> 01:03:27,303 - You want a pillow? - Yeah, that'll help. 1228 01:03:27,336 --> 01:03:29,805 Okay, I'll get you a pillow. Just a minute. 1229 01:03:30,940 --> 01:03:32,775 Here you go, and while you're up, 1230 01:03:32,808 --> 01:03:35,578 let me just get that old shirt off you. - What are you doing? 1231 01:03:35,611 --> 01:03:40,183 Well, I can't do this when you have that old shirt on 1232 01:03:40,216 --> 01:03:44,153 'cause that shirt has seen better days. 1233 01:03:44,187 --> 01:03:46,255 Woo! [laughing] 1234 01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:48,524 Goodbye to that old shirt. 1235 01:03:54,830 --> 01:03:55,765 Hm? 1236 01:03:55,798 --> 01:03:57,667 [both laughing] 1237 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,602 What? 1238 01:03:59,635 --> 01:04:01,170 - Wait a minute - What's it? 1239 01:04:01,204 --> 01:04:03,506 I'm-I'm-I'm ticklish. 1240 01:04:03,539 --> 01:04:05,441 - A big boy like you... - Yeah. 1241 01:04:05,474 --> 01:04:06,809 Come on, I am ticklish. 1242 01:04:08,277 --> 01:04:10,546 - You're ticklish? - 'Course I am! I didn't even know I was ticklish. 1243 01:04:10,580 --> 01:04:12,215 You're not ticklish, 1244 01:04:12,248 --> 01:04:14,383 you're sensitive. 1245 01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:16,519 Hey. - Oh, miss... 1246 01:04:16,552 --> 01:04:17,954 Oh, come on, I'm not gonna fall for that, old man. 1247 01:04:17,987 --> 01:04:19,589 I think there really is something wrong with... 1248 01:04:19,622 --> 01:04:21,190 No, are you ready? 1249 01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:23,226 Hey. Hey! - Oh, please, oh, my God... 1250 01:04:23,259 --> 01:04:25,494 - You ready? - ...give me another pillow or something. 1251 01:04:25,528 --> 01:04:29,432 'Cause I'm gonna get on top of you. 1252 01:04:29,465 --> 01:04:31,400 In, uh... 1253 01:04:34,870 --> 01:04:36,939 This is called... 1254 01:04:38,241 --> 01:04:40,009 The superior position. 1255 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:43,312 Now, that doesn't mean anything. I mean, it's just... 1256 01:04:43,346 --> 01:04:45,147 It's just called that. 1257 01:04:45,181 --> 01:04:47,783 Well, it means that, uh... 1258 01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:50,086 I'm gonna do all the work. 1259 01:05:01,330 --> 01:05:03,232 I want you to know that... 1260 01:05:03,266 --> 01:05:04,433 What? 1261 01:05:04,467 --> 01:05:05,901 I appreciate this. 1262 01:05:05,935 --> 01:05:07,403 Ohh... 1263 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:10,273 Isn't it different? 1264 01:05:10,306 --> 01:05:11,340 Hm? 1265 01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:12,842 Yeah. [Bernadette giggles] 1266 01:05:14,176 --> 01:05:15,978 It's, um, it's, um... 1267 01:05:16,012 --> 01:05:18,447 Masters and Johnson. - It's what? 1268 01:05:18,481 --> 01:05:21,784 The technique, it was suggested by Masters and Johnson. 1269 01:05:21,817 --> 01:05:22,918 Oh. 1270 01:05:24,487 --> 01:05:26,756 Do they have the same trouble, too? 1271 01:05:31,327 --> 01:05:32,662 Hm... 1272 01:05:32,695 --> 01:05:34,964 [chuckles] 1273 01:05:34,997 --> 01:05:37,199 Do you mind if I... 1274 01:05:37,233 --> 01:05:38,634 kiss you again? 1275 01:05:40,936 --> 01:05:42,438 Sure. 1276 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:48,344 ♪♪ 1277 01:05:53,616 --> 01:05:56,285 Hey, you know what I was thinking? 1278 01:05:57,653 --> 01:06:01,324 What if your husband walked in here right now with the money? 1279 01:06:03,359 --> 01:06:05,594 Oh, Bone. 1280 01:06:06,829 --> 01:06:10,800 You're just as I imagined you'd be. 1281 01:06:16,872 --> 01:06:18,941 [soft snoring] 1282 01:06:57,246 --> 01:06:59,315 ♪♪ 1283 01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:09,625 [phone dialing] 1284 01:07:30,146 --> 01:07:32,882 - Didn't I tell you to stay off the phone? - Wait. 1285 01:07:32,915 --> 01:07:34,316 Repeat that. 1286 01:07:35,618 --> 01:07:38,954 Well, it was something about drawing out all of his savings. 1287 01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:40,656 Oh, but don't worry, I-I convinced him 1288 01:07:40,689 --> 01:07:44,860 how unsound it would be to draw out one's savings so late in the month. 1289 01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:47,997 You know, lose all that interest, right? 1290 01:07:49,231 --> 01:07:51,333 That shit. [phone slams] 1291 01:07:52,201 --> 01:07:54,236 ♪♪ 1292 01:08:16,725 --> 01:08:18,227 Police! 1293 01:08:18,260 --> 01:08:19,728 Police! 1294 01:08:48,157 --> 01:08:49,925 [Bernadette] I had a feeling. 1295 01:08:49,959 --> 01:08:51,861 I'm telling you, I... 1296 01:08:51,894 --> 01:08:54,096 I just knew it! 1297 01:08:54,129 --> 01:08:55,831 I just had this... - What a family. 1298 01:08:55,865 --> 01:09:00,202 Doesn't anybody have a sense of responsibility around here? 1299 01:09:03,372 --> 01:09:06,709 Well, I gotta get out of here. What time is it? 1300 01:09:08,544 --> 01:09:10,412 What time is it? Aw, shit. 1301 01:09:10,446 --> 01:09:13,349 Boy, I can just see him on the six o'clock new. 1302 01:09:13,382 --> 01:09:17,253 Yeah, and I can just see me in jail. - Yeah... 1303 01:09:17,286 --> 01:09:20,823 The mourning husband of the victim. 1304 01:09:20,856 --> 01:09:22,925 Yes, friends, that's the way I found her. 1305 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:24,827 Her legs spread apart, dead. 1306 01:09:24,860 --> 01:09:27,897 The victim of multiple rape and homicide. 1307 01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:30,399 Truly a tragic situation, ladies and gentlemen. 1308 01:09:30,432 --> 01:09:32,568 So take your condolences and your sympathy 1309 01:09:32,601 --> 01:09:34,270 to where the friendly freeways meet, 1310 01:09:34,303 --> 01:09:35,938 where you can pick the car of your choice 1311 01:09:35,971 --> 01:09:37,606 at an unbelievably low price 1312 01:09:37,640 --> 01:09:39,842 during this limited tragedy sale. 1313 01:09:39,875 --> 01:09:43,445 While they're there, they'll buy a couple of Mustangs. 1314 01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,581 I know that's true! You know how I know that's true? 1315 01:09:45,614 --> 01:09:48,250 Once, we had this accident in the Covina. 1316 01:09:48,284 --> 01:09:49,552 It was just a dog. 1317 01:09:49,585 --> 01:09:52,154 It was just a God damn dog! 1318 01:09:52,187 --> 01:09:55,391 The customers, they came in-in droves! 1319 01:09:55,424 --> 01:09:57,393 They'll do that for a dog... - I got it! 1320 01:09:57,426 --> 01:09:58,761 They'll probably stall a little while, - ...for a wife 1321 01:09:58,794 --> 01:09:59,895 then call the cops and tip 'em that a prowler 1322 01:09:59,929 --> 01:10:01,297 and just get 'em over here. - The throat... 1323 01:10:01,330 --> 01:10:02,865 cut with a letter opener. - Fearing they won't get here in time. 1324 01:10:02,898 --> 01:10:04,166 Look, give me my shirt. - Raped... 1325 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,201 - Can I have my shirt, please? - He probably figures I... 1326 01:10:06,235 --> 01:10:08,737 Jesus Christ, can I please have my shirt-- - Hey, wait a minute! 1327 01:10:08,771 --> 01:10:10,806 - No, I want my shirt, please. - Now, wait a minute, wait a minute! 1328 01:10:10,839 --> 01:10:12,875 Wait-Wait, no! Wait a minute! 1329 01:10:12,908 --> 01:10:16,712 Wait a minute! - Bernadette, I'd like to have my shirt back, please. 1330 01:10:16,745 --> 01:10:19,582 ♪♪ 1331 01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:21,417 Can I have my shirt, please? 1332 01:10:22,551 --> 01:10:25,120 Can I please have my shirt? 1333 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:27,923 - But-- - Look, give me my shirt. 1334 01:10:35,164 --> 01:10:38,233 You'll be getting a lot more than your shirt. 1335 01:10:50,312 --> 01:10:52,948 It wouldn't be this? 1336 01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:57,052 Jackpot! [laughing] 1337 01:10:57,086 --> 01:11:00,489 What do they say about how all great minds think alike? 1338 01:11:00,522 --> 01:11:02,224 Ooh! 1339 01:11:03,258 --> 01:11:06,428 Hello, operator? Get me the police department. 1340 01:11:06,462 --> 01:11:07,529 [man] Police department. 1341 01:11:07,563 --> 01:11:08,897 Hello, police department? 1342 01:11:08,931 --> 01:11:10,499 Police department. 1343 01:11:10,532 --> 01:11:11,934 Police department! 1344 01:11:11,967 --> 01:11:13,235 Uh, hello? 1345 01:11:13,268 --> 01:11:15,471 - Police department, is-- - I can't hear you. 1346 01:11:15,504 --> 01:11:19,675 You sound like you're talking with a handkerchief over the phone. 1347 01:11:19,708 --> 01:11:24,213 Uh, police department, I wanna report an anonymous tip. 1348 01:11:24,246 --> 01:11:25,948 Who's calling, please? 1349 01:11:25,981 --> 01:11:27,716 Anonymous. 1350 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,718 Spell that, please. 1351 01:11:29,752 --> 01:11:31,453 Spell anonymous? 1352 01:11:31,487 --> 01:11:33,722 Too tough for ya? 1353 01:11:33,756 --> 01:11:36,358 Spell anonymous... policeman are you? 1354 01:11:36,392 --> 01:11:37,960 Fuck you! 1355 01:11:37,993 --> 01:11:40,629 How... What's your name? Who are you? 1356 01:11:40,663 --> 01:11:41,864 Anonymous. 1357 01:11:41,897 --> 01:11:44,366 - Now look here-- - Look up your ass. 1358 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:47,703 We're sick of getting these phony false alarms from kids. 1359 01:11:47,736 --> 01:11:50,239 What is this? A bomb scare? 1360 01:11:50,272 --> 01:11:51,607 Certainly not. 1361 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:53,575 Listen, you wouldn't be trying to trace this number, would you? 1362 01:11:53,609 --> 01:11:55,911 You'd like that, eh? 1363 01:11:55,944 --> 01:11:59,281 - Now, listen here! - You listen, kid. 1364 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,618 - I am no kid! - Weirdo! Pot head! Faggot! 1365 01:12:02,651 --> 01:12:04,420 How'd you like a nice haircut, huh? 1366 01:12:04,453 --> 01:12:06,655 How'd you like to have your whole body shaved? 1367 01:12:06,689 --> 01:12:08,357 You got any hair on your body 1368 01:12:08,390 --> 01:12:10,059 or it's as smooth like a girl's, huh? 1369 01:12:10,092 --> 01:12:12,594 My God, this is like an obscene phone call! 1370 01:12:12,628 --> 01:12:14,697 What do you mean... "like"? This is one. 1371 01:12:14,730 --> 01:12:15,798 Now listen close. 1372 01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:16,932 I'm gonna take your head, 1373 01:12:16,965 --> 01:12:18,934 I'm gonna grab you by the ears, 1374 01:12:18,967 --> 01:12:20,969 and I'm gonna put-- 1375 01:12:21,603 --> 01:12:22,671 [phone slams] 1376 01:12:22,705 --> 01:12:24,773 Police! [siren wails] 1377 01:12:24,807 --> 01:12:25,874 Police! 1378 01:12:25,908 --> 01:12:27,042 Officers! 1379 01:12:27,576 --> 01:12:29,645 ♪♪ 1380 01:12:30,879 --> 01:12:32,514 [Bone] Red Riding had a sidekick, 1381 01:12:32,548 --> 01:12:34,683 a little beaver. [Bernadette giggles] 1382 01:12:34,717 --> 01:12:37,186 Now, most of the people I admired 1383 01:12:37,219 --> 01:12:39,388 are the sidekick. 1384 01:12:39,421 --> 01:12:41,857 Fuzzy little guy, 1385 01:12:41,890 --> 01:12:44,426 and they called him Fuzzy, too. 1386 01:12:44,460 --> 01:12:47,596 Which one of us is Wild Bill and who's Fuzzy? 1387 01:12:47,629 --> 01:12:49,465 Hey, listen to this. 1388 01:12:49,498 --> 01:12:52,634 It's double if it's accidental. 1389 01:12:52,668 --> 01:12:54,436 [Bone whistles] 1390 01:12:54,470 --> 01:12:56,705 [laughing] 1391 01:12:57,606 --> 01:12:58,640 Listen to this. 1392 01:12:58,674 --> 01:13:03,812 It's $5,000 for the loss of one or more digits, 1393 01:13:03,846 --> 01:13:06,715 $17,000 for the loss of one eye, 1394 01:13:06,749 --> 01:13:09,118 $50,000 for both eyes, 1395 01:13:09,151 --> 01:13:12,421 $12,500 for loss of nose, 1396 01:13:12,454 --> 01:13:14,356 and/or both ears 1397 01:13:14,389 --> 01:13:18,560 or one ear and loss of either hand 1398 01:13:18,594 --> 01:13:20,529 or four digits of same hand! 1399 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:22,197 [chuckles] That's awful petty. 1400 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,465 Hm... 1401 01:13:23,499 --> 01:13:26,568 Well, you see, you gotta figure out all of the combinations. 1402 01:13:26,602 --> 01:13:29,037 Wonder what happens if all of the pieces add up 1403 01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,305 to more than the whole? 1404 01:13:30,339 --> 01:13:33,809 I don't do piece work. The man goes in one fell swoop. 1405 01:13:33,842 --> 01:13:35,277 Oh, Bone. 1406 01:13:36,678 --> 01:13:39,114 Would you, would you please stop. 1407 01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,349 I wanna get outta here. 1408 01:13:40,382 --> 01:13:41,817 Just pull over. 1409 01:13:43,352 --> 01:13:45,621 ♪♪ 1410 01:14:02,838 --> 01:14:05,641 ♪♪ 1411 01:14:12,848 --> 01:14:15,350 I lied to you 1412 01:14:15,384 --> 01:14:16,885 about... 1413 01:14:16,919 --> 01:14:18,420 Kenneth. 1414 01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:19,888 About who? 1415 01:14:19,922 --> 01:14:21,256 About... 1416 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:22,424 Kenneth. 1417 01:14:23,325 --> 01:14:25,494 Our son. 1418 01:14:25,527 --> 01:14:26,495 Oh. 1419 01:14:27,329 --> 01:14:29,498 The hero. - He's not a hero. 1420 01:14:29,531 --> 01:14:31,099 I don't know how to tell you this. 1421 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,035 Come on. Be brave. 1422 01:14:33,068 --> 01:14:35,771 He's in jail in Spain 1423 01:14:35,804 --> 01:14:38,574 for trying to smuggle hash back from Tangier. 1424 01:14:38,607 --> 01:14:41,043 [laughing] 1425 01:14:42,411 --> 01:14:46,748 You know, the more I hear about that boy, the more I like him. 1426 01:14:46,782 --> 01:14:50,018 He's in for six years and a day. 1427 01:14:50,052 --> 01:14:52,521 He wrote to us for help and... 1428 01:14:56,225 --> 01:15:00,162 We told everybody that he was flying a helicopter in Vietnam. 1429 01:15:00,195 --> 01:15:01,463 You know, 1430 01:15:01,496 --> 01:15:04,066 by the time he gets out, it'll be legal here. 1431 01:15:04,099 --> 01:15:05,234 Won't he be pissed. 1432 01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:08,003 I don't know whose idea it was! 1433 01:15:08,036 --> 01:15:10,339 It couldn't have been mine! 1434 01:15:10,372 --> 01:15:12,040 I'd remember! 1435 01:15:13,876 --> 01:15:16,478 It must've been Bill. 1436 01:15:18,914 --> 01:15:21,350 I'd remember. 1437 01:15:24,820 --> 01:15:28,423 [sobbing, sniffling] 1438 01:15:28,457 --> 01:15:30,025 I'd remember, 1439 01:15:30,058 --> 01:15:31,393 wouldn't I? 1440 01:15:31,426 --> 01:15:33,061 I'd remember, 1441 01:15:33,095 --> 01:15:34,763 wouldn't I? 1442 01:15:35,831 --> 01:15:37,666 Wouldn't I? 1443 01:15:37,699 --> 01:15:39,368 I'd remember, 1444 01:15:39,401 --> 01:15:41,403 wouldn't I? 1445 01:15:41,436 --> 01:15:43,839 Wouldn't I?! 1446 01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:45,774 I'd remember, 1447 01:15:45,807 --> 01:15:47,342 wouldn't I? 1448 01:15:48,744 --> 01:15:51,046 [somber music ♪] 1449 01:15:57,152 --> 01:16:00,789 - What time is it? - Oh, hello, Bill. 1450 01:16:00,822 --> 01:16:01,857 What time is it? 1451 01:16:01,890 --> 01:16:04,927 Gee, you're looking great. 1452 01:16:04,960 --> 01:16:08,497 - Woody in? - Uh, is he expecting you? 1453 01:16:10,532 --> 01:16:14,136 Hey! I'm glad you dropped by. I've been meaning to call. How are ya, Bill? 1454 01:16:14,169 --> 01:16:16,571 Darling, uh, get Mr. Lenoch a drink. 1455 01:16:16,605 --> 01:16:17,706 No, no thank you. 1456 01:16:17,739 --> 01:16:19,074 Uh, coffee? 1457 01:16:19,107 --> 01:16:21,276 Diet cola? Chinese food? 1458 01:16:21,310 --> 01:16:23,011 We put in a special oriental kitchen 1459 01:16:23,045 --> 01:16:24,446 when we took over the chink's account. 1460 01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:26,415 How 'bout some terrific pork chow mein? 1461 01:16:26,448 --> 01:16:27,616 I'm not hungry. 1462 01:16:27,649 --> 01:16:30,452 Darling, I'll have a martini and, uh, 1463 01:16:30,485 --> 01:16:32,888 the egg drop soup, crisp on the noodles, mm? 1464 01:16:32,921 --> 01:16:34,823 Now, Bill. 1465 01:16:36,058 --> 01:16:38,460 - What time is it? - Uh, don't you worry. 1466 01:16:38,493 --> 01:16:39,962 When I heard you were in the building, 1467 01:16:39,995 --> 01:16:43,598 I cancelled everything for the remainder of the day. 1468 01:16:44,967 --> 01:16:45,634 Hey. 1469 01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,338 Say, you're in trouble, aren't you, Bill? 1470 01:16:49,371 --> 01:16:51,173 Well, I am, uh, 1471 01:16:51,206 --> 01:16:53,475 somewhat depressed, yes, I... 1472 01:16:55,410 --> 01:16:56,411 I... 1473 01:16:59,414 --> 01:17:02,951 The old market kickin' the hell out of you, eh? 1474 01:17:02,985 --> 01:17:06,655 You see that decline just before closing? 1475 01:17:06,688 --> 01:17:09,291 No, I-I didn't. 1476 01:17:09,324 --> 01:17:12,928 Nobody's got any cash, so wrap the advertising. 1477 01:17:12,961 --> 01:17:15,564 Woody, do you mind if I use your phone to call my house? 1478 01:17:15,597 --> 01:17:18,266 You see, I've been trying to get my wife all day and, uh, 1479 01:17:18,300 --> 01:17:20,369 there's been no answer, and frankly, I'm worried. 1480 01:17:20,402 --> 01:17:23,071 Uh, darling, would you get Mr. Lenoch's home 1481 01:17:23,105 --> 01:17:24,573 on my private line, please? 1482 01:17:24,606 --> 01:17:27,109 She should be home by now. This is not like her. 1483 01:17:27,142 --> 01:17:28,944 Now, where'd he likely be? 1484 01:17:28,977 --> 01:17:30,812 [sigh] Okay. 1485 01:17:30,846 --> 01:17:33,749 He'd be at his, uh, let's see, his club. 1486 01:17:33,782 --> 01:17:38,253 He could be at his accountant. He could be at his lawyer. 1487 01:17:38,286 --> 01:17:39,621 Okay. 1488 01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:42,858 We'll stop and ring him up. [dog barking] 1489 01:17:42,891 --> 01:17:47,262 Wait! No, no! He's probably at his ad agency! 1490 01:17:47,295 --> 01:17:49,031 There's a notion here. 1491 01:17:49,064 --> 01:17:51,833 You've always worked better as part of a team, right? 1492 01:17:51,867 --> 01:17:54,436 First, Fury. Now, your wife. 1493 01:17:54,469 --> 01:17:57,773 I mean, what greater loyalty is there than dog to man? 1494 01:17:57,806 --> 01:17:59,574 Wife to husband? 1495 01:17:59,608 --> 01:18:01,843 I can envision Bernadette now, 1496 01:18:01,877 --> 01:18:05,414 perched up there on the hood of a reconditioned XKE 1497 01:18:05,447 --> 01:18:06,915 or some other fine automobile. 1498 01:18:06,948 --> 01:18:08,817 Oh, that's a brilliant idea, Bill! 1499 01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:11,186 I'll buy that concept. - I'm definitely worried. 1500 01:18:11,219 --> 01:18:15,123 A dog is a dog, but a wife is a bitch. 1501 01:18:16,992 --> 01:18:19,861 Seriously, Bill, how many dogs buy cars, right? 1502 01:18:19,895 --> 01:18:21,863 [phone ringing] But wives, by the busload. 1503 01:18:21,897 --> 01:18:23,632 No answer at your home, Mr. Lenoch. 1504 01:18:23,665 --> 01:18:26,968 There, now Woody, I told you. Now, I am concerned, I am truly concerned. 1505 01:18:27,002 --> 01:18:29,538 No, no don't be. No, I just hung up the phone 1506 01:18:29,571 --> 01:18:33,141 when the switchboard rang through and said your wife was on the line. 1507 01:18:33,175 --> 01:18:34,476 ♪♪ 1508 01:18:34,509 --> 01:18:35,777 Calling here? 1509 01:18:35,811 --> 01:18:37,813 She wanted to know if you were expected. 1510 01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:41,750 - Did you tell her I was here? - Ohh, shouldn't I have? 1511 01:18:41,783 --> 01:18:43,385 Did she wanna talk to me? 1512 01:18:43,418 --> 01:18:46,922 No, she said she was coming by to get you. 1513 01:18:46,955 --> 01:18:49,424 Was it her voice? Are you sure it was her voice? 1514 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:50,625 Listen, that gives me an idea, 1515 01:18:50,659 --> 01:18:52,561 as long as she's coming up here anyway, 1516 01:18:52,594 --> 01:18:55,130 it'll give me a chance to pitch her the idea 1517 01:18:55,163 --> 01:18:58,600 of using her as successor to old Fury. 1518 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:00,635 [bark] 1519 01:19:02,304 --> 01:19:05,707 [tires screeching, Fury whimpering] 1520 01:19:05,740 --> 01:19:07,576 I have to go. 1521 01:19:07,609 --> 01:19:10,378 I, uh, I have no cash. I need money. 1522 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,646 You can't have no money, Bill, 1523 01:19:11,680 --> 01:19:13,582 you owe us thousands of dollars in billings. 1524 01:19:13,615 --> 01:19:14,883 But I have to have money. 1525 01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:18,153 Uh, I never carry cash, Bill. I-I find I have no need for it. 1526 01:19:18,186 --> 01:19:20,122 Well, I've got some-some small change-- 1527 01:19:20,155 --> 01:19:22,324 - Don't you have any petty cash? - No! No! 1528 01:19:22,357 --> 01:19:23,592 Uh... It's locked. 1529 01:19:23,625 --> 01:19:25,160 A-And the girl's gone. 1530 01:19:26,194 --> 01:19:28,997 - I can give ya... 38 cents? - I'll take it. 1531 01:19:29,030 --> 01:19:30,866 Now which brings to mind the matter of your billing, Bill. 1532 01:19:30,899 --> 01:19:33,635 You are seriously arrear, to the tune of 12 thousand six 1533 01:19:33,668 --> 01:19:36,171 on your late night channel five saturation hitchhike bookings. 1534 01:19:36,204 --> 01:19:37,739 You owe us money. Bill! 1535 01:19:37,772 --> 01:19:40,542 Where should we tell her you went? 1536 01:19:40,575 --> 01:19:43,145 I don't care what she tells you. I don't care what she says. 1537 01:19:43,178 --> 01:19:45,080 Don't pay any attention to her, you see? 1538 01:19:45,113 --> 01:19:48,216 Because it's not her! 1539 01:19:50,986 --> 01:19:53,855 [ominous music ♪] 1540 01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:38,834 [tires screeching] 1541 01:21:30,452 --> 01:21:32,354 [air hissing] 1542 01:21:32,387 --> 01:21:33,455 [horn honks] 1543 01:21:35,957 --> 01:21:37,325 You okay, honey? 1544 01:21:38,760 --> 01:21:40,829 You alright, honey? 1545 01:21:40,862 --> 01:21:42,297 Yeah, yeah... 1546 01:21:43,265 --> 01:21:45,300 ♪♪ 1547 01:21:59,581 --> 01:22:01,783 [cars honking] 1548 01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:21,670 Say I'm with you. 1549 01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:25,874 Say I'm with you, say you're my mother. 1550 01:22:25,907 --> 01:22:27,208 Tell 'em to go away. 1551 01:22:27,242 --> 01:22:29,744 Young man, fuck off. 1552 01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:38,453 All you have to do is to say I'm yours. 1553 01:22:38,486 --> 01:22:39,654 And... 1554 01:22:40,655 --> 01:22:43,858 Senile old bitch! 1555 01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:03,478 It's okay, ma'am, we're gonna wash out his mouth with Lifebuoy. 1556 01:23:09,484 --> 01:23:11,119 Hi, honey. 1557 01:23:11,152 --> 01:23:14,155 Sorry about the ties before, Lenoch. 1558 01:23:14,189 --> 01:23:16,524 I bet you're insured for everything. 1559 01:23:16,558 --> 01:23:17,759 So! 1560 01:23:17,792 --> 01:23:19,561 Tell me about your day, huh? 1561 01:23:19,594 --> 01:23:22,797 Yeah, I bet you got a nice, tidy, little alibi. 1562 01:23:25,867 --> 01:23:28,003 My dear, we have, uh, 1563 01:23:28,036 --> 01:23:29,938 a little misunderstanding. 1564 01:23:29,971 --> 01:23:32,807 Bernadette and I understand each other perfect. 1565 01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:34,943 You know, I never knew you could run like that. 1566 01:23:34,976 --> 01:23:36,211 Mm-mm. 1567 01:23:36,244 --> 01:23:39,214 You got style, Mister, them big, long legs, 1568 01:23:39,247 --> 01:23:42,384 you sort of lope along, taking those big strides. 1569 01:23:42,417 --> 01:23:44,519 Listen, listen to me 'cause... 1570 01:23:47,155 --> 01:23:49,357 Let me do that for ya. 1571 01:23:54,829 --> 01:23:56,965 Don't be so nice about it! 1572 01:23:56,998 --> 01:23:58,967 I'm feeling very tender today, 1573 01:23:59,000 --> 01:24:01,336 thanks to what your woman here has shown me. 1574 01:24:01,369 --> 01:24:05,407 I got no call to give you any more grief than is necessary. 1575 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,442 Oh, that's true, Bill. 1576 01:24:07,475 --> 01:24:09,878 You know, after 19 years, 1577 01:24:09,911 --> 01:24:12,814 I still have some feeling for you. 1578 01:24:12,847 --> 01:24:14,549 And I respect that. 1579 01:24:16,618 --> 01:24:18,119 What are you trying to say? 1580 01:24:18,153 --> 01:24:22,157 A hit in the head, you'll never know what hit you. 1581 01:24:22,190 --> 01:24:26,995 - Afterwards? - Ah, you don't wanna know, just take the hit in the head. 1582 01:24:27,028 --> 01:24:31,299 - Couldn't... - You could. I phoned the bank. 1583 01:24:31,332 --> 01:24:34,469 - Come on, we're getting off. - No! No! 1584 01:24:34,502 --> 01:24:37,372 I'm never gonna get off this bus. 1585 01:24:37,405 --> 01:24:40,508 We're not behaving normally, none of us are. 1586 01:24:40,542 --> 01:24:41,943 I'm in love. 1587 01:24:43,545 --> 01:24:44,579 My God! 1588 01:24:44,612 --> 01:24:46,181 With a son in Vietnam... 1589 01:24:46,214 --> 01:24:47,882 He's in a Spanish prison. 1590 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:49,751 - He didn't have to be! - No, he didn't! 1591 01:24:49,784 --> 01:24:51,286 You could've helped him, but you wouldn't! 1592 01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:53,988 [overlapping arguing] 1593 01:24:55,423 --> 01:24:57,258 Come on, let's not fight over the children. 1594 01:24:57,292 --> 01:24:59,961 How's he gonna like a Harlem Globetrotter for a stepfather?! 1595 01:24:59,994 --> 01:25:02,430 Our matrimony is positively out. 1596 01:25:02,464 --> 01:25:04,732 See? You see, he's not even gonna marry, you know. 1597 01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,901 Oh, I am not, I'm never going to leave this bus. 1598 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:09,270 Now, look, you've been fouling things up all day. 1599 01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:10,338 Now get your butt out of that chair. 1600 01:25:10,371 --> 01:25:11,606 I'm never going to leave this bus! 1601 01:25:11,639 --> 01:25:14,609 You're going to have to kill me here in front of witnesses! 1602 01:25:17,111 --> 01:25:19,914 I'm... never leaving this bus. 1603 01:25:22,917 --> 01:25:24,686 Last stop! 1604 01:25:29,791 --> 01:25:31,392 We can make a deal. 1605 01:25:31,426 --> 01:25:33,528 We can get along, the three of us. 1606 01:25:33,561 --> 01:25:34,562 I have a thriving business, 1607 01:25:34,596 --> 01:25:36,097 of course, it's a one man operation. 1608 01:25:36,130 --> 01:25:37,765 Bull. 1609 01:25:37,799 --> 01:25:40,335 But I could continue to-to support both of you 1610 01:25:40,368 --> 01:25:42,470 in the manner to which she's grown accustom. 1611 01:25:42,504 --> 01:25:45,740 You can have the master bedroom. I'd sleep in the boy's. 1612 01:25:45,773 --> 01:25:47,275 See, I'd be away 1613 01:25:47,308 --> 01:25:48,676 in one of the lots most of the time 1614 01:25:48,710 --> 01:25:49,777 and business meetings at night, 1615 01:25:49,811 --> 01:25:51,179 so I'd never invade your privacy. 1616 01:25:51,212 --> 01:25:54,182 It wouldn't work. The help would get suspicious. 1617 01:25:54,215 --> 01:25:57,585 - Now look, you heard her. Off! - Wait! Wait! Wait! Just wait a second! 1618 01:25:57,619 --> 01:25:59,521 We don't have any help, not now. 1619 01:25:59,554 --> 01:26:00,955 And we don't have to, I could do that. 1620 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,724 I could do the gardening and the clean-up and-- 1621 01:26:02,757 --> 01:26:03,925 Hey wait a minute, 1622 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:06,628 I had my heart set on doing the gardening. 1623 01:26:06,661 --> 01:26:10,265 Alright, we'll change off every now and then. 1624 01:26:10,298 --> 01:26:12,467 Well, you know, that might be a very good idea, man, 1625 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,801 because I'm a very good cook, 1626 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:16,104 and none of that soul food stuff either, man. 1627 01:26:16,137 --> 01:26:18,840 Roast beef, prime a la stroganoff, man. 1628 01:26:18,873 --> 01:26:20,508 [laughing] 1629 01:26:20,542 --> 01:26:21,976 Curry chicken. 1630 01:26:22,911 --> 01:26:24,178 Hello. Hey. 1631 01:26:26,481 --> 01:26:28,516 You see?! 1632 01:26:28,550 --> 01:26:31,019 Yeah, and I-I could tidy up either once a day, 1633 01:26:31,052 --> 01:26:32,153 if you wanted to and all, 1634 01:26:32,186 --> 01:26:33,721 and I could make that place really neat. 1635 01:26:33,755 --> 01:26:35,690 She knows how fussy I am. 1636 01:26:35,723 --> 01:26:38,226 He can't iron. 1637 01:26:38,259 --> 01:26:40,161 He's not worth a damn, mechanically. 1638 01:26:40,195 --> 01:26:42,597 I could take classes, nights! 1639 01:26:42,630 --> 01:26:43,965 I could do it! I could learn! 1640 01:26:43,998 --> 01:26:45,233 And then I'd never be in your hair! 1641 01:26:45,266 --> 01:26:47,468 I could learn to be handy and... 1642 01:26:47,502 --> 01:26:49,204 Just one thing, you know the little Sony, 1643 01:26:49,237 --> 01:26:51,272 the seven inch set that's down in the, in the maid's room. 1644 01:26:51,306 --> 01:26:53,408 Now, if I could just have that, 1645 01:26:53,441 --> 01:26:55,143 you'd never even know I was around. 1646 01:26:55,176 --> 01:26:57,845 But would you be happy? 1647 01:26:57,879 --> 01:27:00,048 [chuckling] 1648 01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:04,819 Happy? Would I be happy? Of course I'd be happy! 1649 01:27:04,852 --> 01:27:08,156 I wouldn't have any incompetent help to yell at! 1650 01:27:08,189 --> 01:27:09,724 I could devote my time to work 1651 01:27:09,757 --> 01:27:14,896 and no more social responsibilities-- [hysterical crying] 1652 01:27:16,264 --> 01:27:17,865 Alright, everybody off. 1653 01:27:17,899 --> 01:27:21,302 Why don't we have a drink and work out the boilerplate? 1654 01:27:21,336 --> 01:27:22,537 You name it. 1655 01:27:22,570 --> 01:27:25,240 Wait a minute now, you be careful. 1656 01:27:25,273 --> 01:27:28,743 The one thing he's good at is selling. 1657 01:27:29,944 --> 01:27:32,013 ♪♪ 1658 01:27:43,825 --> 01:27:46,761 Long ride for 25 cents. 1659 01:27:46,794 --> 01:27:50,264 No matter. No matter, a deal is a deal. 1660 01:27:50,298 --> 01:27:51,733 Even if it's not in writing. 1661 01:27:51,766 --> 01:27:54,168 You trust Lenoch, Lenoch trusts you. 1662 01:27:54,202 --> 01:27:56,104 Now, I want you to be satisfied 1663 01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:59,140 because what could be more important than goodwill? 1664 01:27:59,173 --> 01:28:00,508 You ask anybody, 1665 01:28:00,541 --> 01:28:02,944 Bill Lenoch thrives on goodwill! 1666 01:28:02,977 --> 01:28:04,145 He eats-- 1667 01:28:05,280 --> 01:28:08,583 He eats, drinks, breathes goodwill! 1668 01:28:08,616 --> 01:28:11,886 And Lenoch believes in racial freedom, too. 1669 01:28:11,919 --> 01:28:14,389 Lenoch believes in sexual freedom, any kind of freedom, 1670 01:28:14,422 --> 01:28:17,692 and the only thing Lenoch wants is his life, 1671 01:28:17,725 --> 01:28:19,761 and that is a reasonable deal. 1672 01:28:19,794 --> 01:28:21,496 That is a guarantee. 1673 01:28:21,529 --> 01:28:23,464 Drive it off the lots deal. 1674 01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:24,932 You can't afford 1675 01:28:24,966 --> 01:28:26,768 to turn down... 1676 01:28:26,801 --> 01:28:29,404 [labored breathing] 1677 01:28:29,437 --> 01:28:32,273 Come on, Fuzzy! Cut him off at the back! 1678 01:28:37,445 --> 01:28:39,147 Act now! 1679 01:28:39,180 --> 01:28:40,381 Act now! 1680 01:28:40,415 --> 01:28:42,984 Don't let this opportunity pass by! 1681 01:28:43,017 --> 01:28:46,154 Let him live! Let him live! 1682 01:28:46,187 --> 01:28:47,422 Squish! 1683 01:28:50,391 --> 01:28:51,859 Squish! Squish! 1684 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:55,496 Squish! Squish! Squish! 1685 01:28:55,530 --> 01:28:56,998 Squish! 1686 01:28:57,465 --> 01:28:59,734 [grunting] 1687 01:28:59,767 --> 01:29:01,969 Squish! - Hey. 1688 01:29:02,003 --> 01:29:04,338 That's enough. - Hey, you leave me alone. 1689 01:29:04,372 --> 01:29:06,941 This is a family affair. 1690 01:29:19,587 --> 01:29:24,225 - That was supposed to be my job. - Ugh, I don't need you, Fuzzy. 1691 01:29:28,663 --> 01:29:30,298 There, I see it! 1692 01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:35,503 Fuzzy, I never needed you! 1693 01:29:45,246 --> 01:29:47,382 That should do it. That should be enough. 1694 01:29:51,686 --> 01:29:53,454 Okay! 1695 01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:55,923 Come on. 1696 01:29:56,958 --> 01:30:00,895 Let's... Let's lug him over to his golf club. 1697 01:30:00,928 --> 01:30:02,130 Huh?! 1698 01:30:04,732 --> 01:30:06,334 We could... 1699 01:30:06,367 --> 01:30:08,569 We could dump him in the sand trap 1700 01:30:08,603 --> 01:30:11,038 and make it look like he got hit by a golf ball. 1701 01:30:11,072 --> 01:30:13,574 [laughing] 1702 01:30:17,578 --> 01:30:20,047 Hey! What about that, huh? 1703 01:30:28,523 --> 01:30:29,657 Hey... 1704 01:30:33,494 --> 01:30:35,329 Where are you? 1705 01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:39,867 Hey, Bone? 1706 01:30:39,901 --> 01:30:41,436 Where are you? 1707 01:30:43,304 --> 01:30:45,039 Bone! 1708 01:30:46,207 --> 01:30:50,111 Bone, why are you running out on me like this? 1709 01:30:52,146 --> 01:30:54,182 Bone! 1710 01:30:55,783 --> 01:30:57,518 Where... 1711 01:30:57,552 --> 01:31:00,087 I can't move him myself. 1712 01:31:02,657 --> 01:31:03,958 I... 1713 01:31:05,126 --> 01:31:06,727 Oh! 1714 01:31:09,063 --> 01:31:10,998 You can't expect me to m-- 1715 01:31:14,969 --> 01:31:17,672 ...to move him myself. 1716 01:31:21,309 --> 01:31:22,677 Hey, Bone? 1717 01:31:24,378 --> 01:31:26,647 Where are you?! 1718 01:31:28,382 --> 01:31:30,017 Bone? 1719 01:31:32,286 --> 01:31:34,522 [somber music ♪] 1720 01:31:36,424 --> 01:31:38,826 It was a black. 1721 01:31:38,860 --> 01:31:40,928 It was a... 1722 01:31:40,962 --> 01:31:44,198 a huge... 1723 01:31:44,232 --> 01:31:45,833 black man. 1724 01:31:45,867 --> 01:31:47,034 Of course I resisted. 1725 01:31:47,068 --> 01:31:49,003 I have marks all over my body. 1726 01:31:49,036 --> 01:31:50,605 If you care to see them now, I'll show you. 1727 01:31:50,638 --> 01:31:52,406 I'm-I'm completely marked by him. 1728 01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:54,008 I told him that there were no roaches! 1729 01:31:54,041 --> 01:31:55,142 See, I kept fighting him! 1730 01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:56,410 I said there were no roaches in the house. 1731 01:31:56,444 --> 01:31:58,746 He kept insisting that he wanted to exterminate them. 1732 01:31:58,779 --> 01:32:02,250 I have very close friends, and-and I care very much about civil rights. 1733 01:32:02,283 --> 01:32:04,218 Well, he just looked like a big nigger. 1734 01:32:04,252 --> 01:32:05,853 He killed my husband. 1735 01:32:05,887 --> 01:32:07,722 It was a black man. 1736 01:32:07,755 --> 01:32:09,457 You see, my husband 1737 01:32:09,490 --> 01:32:12,393 believes in equality for the black man. 1738 01:32:12,426 --> 01:32:16,063 And my husband felt great, uh, compassion. He... 1739 01:32:16,097 --> 01:32:18,165 was a-a very compassionate man. 1740 01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:21,869 He was so big and so strong and grotesque. 1741 01:32:21,903 --> 01:32:24,639 I just identified him, an identified nigger. 1742 01:32:24,672 --> 01:32:26,507 No, call them colored. 1743 01:32:26,540 --> 01:32:27,575 Oh, I am cooperating. 1744 01:32:27,608 --> 01:32:29,210 I can give you a complete description. 1745 01:32:29,243 --> 01:32:31,145 Let me describe him to you. 1746 01:32:31,178 --> 01:32:32,680 He was a very-- 1747 01:32:34,081 --> 01:32:35,516 I kept saying there are no roaches. 1748 01:32:35,549 --> 01:32:36,884 This is a perfectly clean house. 1749 01:32:36,918 --> 01:32:38,886 A huge, black man. 1750 01:32:38,920 --> 01:32:41,222 I can, uh... 1751 01:32:41,255 --> 01:32:43,758 I can give you a full description of him. 1752 01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:46,227 You see, I saw everything 1753 01:32:47,428 --> 01:32:49,597 before he... 1754 01:32:49,630 --> 01:32:50,731 raped me. 1755 01:32:50,765 --> 01:32:51,933 He killed my husband. 1756 01:32:51,966 --> 01:32:53,868 I mean, how do you expect me to feel about him? 1757 01:32:53,901 --> 01:32:54,869 Of course he fought him. 1758 01:32:54,902 --> 01:32:57,204 But he isn't one of those Africans, you know, 1759 01:32:57,238 --> 01:32:59,140 he doesn't have a lot of big hair or anything. 1760 01:32:59,173 --> 01:33:00,207 An afro. 1761 01:33:00,241 --> 01:33:02,343 He just had regular hair. 1762 01:33:02,376 --> 01:33:03,644 He was an afro. 1763 01:33:03,678 --> 01:33:06,347 He had it big, and he had bones tied around his neck. 1764 01:33:06,380 --> 01:33:07,815 He looked like a hippie. 1765 01:33:07,848 --> 01:33:09,250 Don't call them negroes. 1766 01:33:09,283 --> 01:33:10,685 We were just completely helpless. 1767 01:33:10,718 --> 01:33:13,187 He didn't want a job. He didn't wanna work. His fly was always open. 1768 01:33:13,220 --> 01:33:14,221 He smelled, 1769 01:33:14,255 --> 01:33:16,057 and he had work clothes, like a janitor. 1770 01:33:16,090 --> 01:33:19,026 Like they used to look, like they should look. 1771 01:33:19,060 --> 01:33:20,728 [boom] 1772 01:33:20,761 --> 01:33:24,231 I don't know whose idea it was! It couldn't have been mine. 1773 01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:26,267 I'd remember. 1774 01:33:26,300 --> 01:33:28,369 [sniffling] I'd remember. 1775 01:33:28,402 --> 01:33:29,737 Wouldn't I? 1776 01:33:29,770 --> 01:33:33,074 I'd remember, wouldn't I? 1777 01:33:34,141 --> 01:33:36,077 Wouldn't I? 1778 01:33:36,110 --> 01:33:37,645 Wouldn't I? 1779 01:33:37,678 --> 01:33:39,914 ♪♪